If Scientology did it, I can do it too.....

Private Message Exchange.....

Father Lester: Dood. I'm not a real priest. I have one of those Internet minister's certificate, but I'm not sure if it's legal for marriage. It's got the RamCo seal of approval, and an official signature, so it's good.

Camisa Roja: It's perfect. I don't want legal marriage, just a spiritual bond type marriage. I'm going to file documents to be a Church, and the Trorg are out gathering enough slaves, I mean followers that we can qualify. 

Father Lester: You're wasting your time trolling IoMP for followers, they're pretty resilient to standard tactics.

Camisa Roja: Standard tactics aren't up for discussion, my fat little hacker friend. The Trorgs have been cooking up some fresh new tactics to squash those free-thinking IoMP types. 

Say how'd you wrangle out of that dragnet? You post regularly on that one community that was pulled down. 

Father Lester: My lawyer's said not to talk about it. Like Fight Club.

Camisa Roja:  O.o

Hello..... is this thing on?

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LilyAnne: I don't see anything in the new SafeZone area. If something wrong with me stuff, or is it broken.

Frodo: It's working, it's just empty. 

LilyAnne: Sigh. So I have to troll through the porn and filth to read the goings on. No one could choke back the porn long enough to post in here where I can view at work?

Kinetik: That should tell you something. 

LilyAnne: Stick a sock in it. Shouldn't you be in the Matrix wearing your sunglasses at night?

Kinetik: Says the lady in the hamster robe. 

LilyAnne: It's puppies ass! Well, fake puppies, it's a costume you moron. OH fuck off. 

Kinetik: kinetik++;

Everything here is safe for work.....

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DeBon: Ok. So in an effort to squelch the noise, I have created the SafeZone sub-forum where all stuff posted must be safe for general audiences. So keep it G/PG.

Kinetik: Are you sure? Have you Googled with the 'moderate' filter on, it's not so moderate. 

DeBon: Well maybe G? It's rough because everyone has different levels of taste.

Kinetik: And LilyAnne has none. AHAHAHA. 

Frodo: You're awesome DeBon. Someone still needs to give Kenetik a solid ramming though.

LilyAnne: AGREED! AGREED! AGREED!

True Blood yummysausages!

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LilyAnne: Gawd I love that Eric, he's so hot. Did you see the shirtless promo on the website? Total man-candy.

Kinetik: So, half a sideboob is off-limits at work but you can post pictures of half-naked, drenched, aneorexic underwear models/actors and that's all ok?

LilyAnne: Stop trolling me it's not the same. Shouldn't you be getting rammed yet?

Kinetik: It would seem you're the only one who thinks so.

Frodo: If people want to surf at work instead of working, that's their business. The whole world isn't about boobs ya know.

LilyAnne: AGREED! AGREED! AGREED! AGREED!

How can I surf at work if there's porn?

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LilyAnne: This is bullshit. How in the hell am I supposed to check in here at work if you're not going to put that pornography underneath tags? Jesus this is supposed to be a place for adults and you stupid bastards can't even conduct yourself in polite company. Lame ass fuckers. I hate you all.

Kenetik: Porn? At most there was half a side boob in that picture. What the hell are you surfing at work for anyway? Didn't you just get that job. After weeks of pissing and moaning, I would think you have more to worry about at work than peeping a sideboob.

LilyAnne: Fuck off. I'll just report it to DeBon. We'll see how you like getting rammed!