Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Need more power.

Posted on Phuzzy Pheelings.....

MAC: Damnit I should have bought the extended battery. I won't be able to post about my magnificence for hours.



LaTigra: You should get 'Power Battery Saver', it totally makes your iWidget last longer. 


MAC: You know I  ---ZAP---

LaTigra: Guess his battery died. 

Sunday, September 2, 2012

MAC calls the thunder.

Applesauce: Hello this is Applesauce support how can I help you?
MAC: You banned my Absolute POWAH!

Applesauce: I'm sorry sir that app has been removed from our inventory. 

MAC: Yes I am aware but I must have Absolute POWAH!

Applesauce: I'm sorry sir that app has been removed from our inventory would you be interested in "Power Battery Saver"? It's a new app that helps you with...

MAC: NO I don't want "Power Battery Saver" you incompetent fool!

-= CLICK =-

MAC: INFIDEL!

Introducing Squall: Forecast predicts drama



Squall is a failed weatherman turned Internet sleuth. Priding himself on his investigatory journalism type skills comparing him to Barney Fife would be an insult to Barney. Champion of an Internet community long since failed he trolls from board to board attempting to goad people into drawn out engagements surrounding the failure he still considers a gem lost in the shitheap of the Internet. 

Take anything Squall says with a grain of salt, otherwise you'll be left with a mostly tasteless plateful of garbage a homeless person wouldn't touch in lieu of starvation. 

Jailbait to the rescue.

Posted on Phuzzy Pheelings.....

MAC: Hear me now lowly posters, anyone questioning my absolute powah shall be smote down by the soul of Steve himself!

Posted from my iPurse 2
(suck that iPurse 1 biotches!)


LaTigra: Look at that, bad news for you. 

"Applesauce  pulls Absolute Powah app from it's webstore, sources say Applesauce will issue a formal apology this evening."


MAC: Time to break out the Jailbait. Once there's Jailbait in my iPurse  I can make it work. Enjoy your minor victory mutant. 

Posted from my iPurse 2
(suck that iPurse 1 biotches!)