Introducing Mastery: Phuzzy Pheelings Pick-up 'Expert'.....

Mastery is knowledgeable in the fine art of dropping cheesy pick-up lines, working the comb-over, dressing in attire he bought at the auction for Saturday Night Fever props, dousing himself in the latest men's magazine inserts, and a little slight of hand helps get those ruffies his latest target's glass.

Make sure you buy your own drinks around his guy, and don't share a cab.

Introducing AzzKlown: Phuzzy Pheelings troublemaker.....

AzzKlown hangs around to interject what he considers to be lulz. Whether or not it's actually amusing, is usually irrelevant. Generally the most inappropriate, off the wall stuff flies from his keyboard, webcam, or any other input device he can find to warp into some sort of asshattery.

Don't ask about balloon animals, just... don't... ask.

Introducing Ray Sunshine: Phuzzy Pheelings regular.....

Ray was never very cool as a kid. Taking names when the teacher was absent, offering to be hall monitor, and telling his mother when you picked on him were standard modus operandi for Ray. He could run his ass off on the track though, and years later it landed him a job coaching HS sports at a backwards school that time forgot.

Don't call him Opie, if you know what's good for you.