Thursday, March 17, 2011

Who rooted the MAC?

Overhead on Vent.....

MAC: What the fuck are you babbling about? That program was full proof. All you and the other jackass had to do was operate it.

Dr. Scott: Ah didne dae anythin' ye didne teel me was awe rite. She jist stopped respondin'. it happened puckle days ago, reit efter 'at barnie whaur rob freaked it.

| # YOSHIMA report status
| - unable to connect -
| # YOSHIMA initiate restart
| - this function has been disabled -

MAC: Jesus jiffy-popping fuck man! What did you do to my program? You're as dumb as the programs. I never should have involved you.

| # YOSHIMA initiate self-destruct
| - this function has been disabled -

Dr. Scott: Awe rite. mebbe Ah got th' keyboard a bit gooey th' other nicht, but Ah dornt see whit 'at has tae dae wi' anythin'.

MAC: You realize you're trying my patience, yes?

You want me to wear this on my head?

Somewhere in a private chatroom.....


Peace: Lemme get this straight. I'm supposed to keep this thing on, and read this script so I can say it all the time?


Yoshima: Memorize it, it'll make it easier. Better yet just use C&P to avoid problems. Wouldn't want them to be different, that's the point.

MissX: Will we have to pull out our tits?

Camisa Roja: Soy un magnífico ejemplar de un hombre! I love this costume it makes me feel smart. Now that we've left the Curb Feelers compound for oppressing our religious ideals, we can migrate to IoMP where we can roam freely as the troll overlords we were chosen to be.

Yoshima: This is cooler than my crayon helmet.

MissX: I'm not touching anyone's penis, under any circumstances.


Peace: ?