Didn't you start all this?

Posted on Curb Feelers.....

Yoraz: Don't we look stupid for starting a big fight and then getting all lame when we're losing? 

Perish: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Vanilla: NO!

LilyAnne: DISAGREED!DISAGREED!DISAGREED!

Yoraz: Well alright then. BRING IT ON! OH YEEEEEEAAAAAAH! EARTHBOI IS A GIRLY MAN OOOOOOOO YEAH!

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I see your true colors, shining through.....

Private Message Conference.....

Heirolip: Nice job Earhtboi. Why would you do something so stupid? It's bad enough Oscar posted that stuff from Plunk. Now I have to scrub it and then there's gonna be an uproar..... "Why did you edit that?". Damnit man.

Earthboi: Wait, didn't you quit? And where's that wonderful disposition you usually have? 

Heirolip: Wow, you're new here aren't you? Do you read any of the staff messages? It's an act, appletard. This whole thing is a staged drama to drag in people., IoMP is kicking my, I mean our asses and I need to make sure we turn this around. So suck it up or get out!

Earthboi: You can't do that I'll out you? 

Heirolip: So help me if you don't sit down and shut the fuck up I'll have Lester find you and I'll come over there to sit you down. You'll wish you'd never crossed me you little green prick.

Privacy? HAH..... what's that?

Posted on Curb Feelers.....

Oscar Oldbie: I don't know what he's puffing his chest up about, look at the shit his ex said on Plunk.....

"Everyone who likes Camisa can die in a fire. I'm kicking you off my list because he's a sucky pile of doucher."

Yoraz: BRING IT ON CAMISA! BRINT IT ON MAN!

OOOOHHHHH YEAH!

Camisa Roja: You guys are just lame bullies. Losing a fight and you drag other people into it. Anyone who wants to find me can email me. 

Earthboi Onus: If you want to spam him his email is camisaroja@dontpostmyemail.com

Yoraz: WTF CAMISA! BRIIIIIIIIING IT ON  BABY! BRING IT ON!

LilyAnne: AGREED! AGREED! BEAT HIS ASS INTO MEATLOAF!