Monday, December 27, 2010

Yes, yes..... I'm coming just WAIT a second!

After dinner, in the basement.....

Pope Lester: Members will not share the secret society materials with others outside of the inner circle. While nothing we do is wrong, it's illegal in all 50 of the states and therefore you are subject to harassment and (wrongful) prosecution if anyone who subscribes to those opposing beliefs discovers your association with our group.

It is imperative to ensure you have adequate information about anyone you wish to share membership with, on the off chance they reject the idea, so that you can keep them from turning you into legal agencies (this is legally blackmail, but we like to call it friendly persuasion).


Lester's MOM: Frank get upstairs for dinner I'm tired of calling you.


Pope Lester: Mawm, don't use my real life name when my vent is on! Jeez.


Lester's MOM: Stop sitting around with your vents open sweetie someone will see your twig and berries.



Pope Lester: Mom it's voice chat not cameras I only do the camera thing after you've gone to bed because you keep walking in on me. I'll be right there!!!!


Lester's MOM: Aww ok sweetie. I made you and that nice boy with the mask some sammwichez, they're on the table. I'm going to watch my news program before bedtime. Night sweetie.

Lester gets some snail mail.....

Somewhere in a dark basement... overheard on vent.....


Pope Lester: Aww sweet, my membership packet is here finally. HAH, Love the sticker I'm gonna have to put this on the back of my Pacer. But not before I scan it and post it on Isle ahaha. I'll make an alt and jab at LaTigra. Teach that bitch to fuck with me.


Larry: Hah yeah dat's funny. I like 'at sticker can I get one? I love bears. I'll be back, I need to get another Squirting Head. Last one busted all over my lap damnit!.


Dr. Scott: Ye cannae post those stickers ower thaur. Whit if someain finds it they're yoors? 'en they'll fin' it we're involved wi' ye an' it's aff tae th' pokey wi' us. Keep em in yer dresser drawer wi' yer porn loch Ah dae.



Caged MAN: MMmmhphph MMMMMPPH MMMMMMPPPHPHPHHHHH.....



Pope Lester: Shaddup gimp bitch -( CLANK )- That AzzKlown guy messaged me about the gay pr0n. I can't tell if he's trolling me or not. Anyhow I sent him some links. We'll see how it turns out.



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