Lester allies with the Wretched Mister Whozits

WMW: Listen, I can probably get down there in a few days. I'll use my super mad BSD connections to couch hop to your place. My tent has a hole in it though.

Lester: It's cool you can crash on the couch. Till the guys come to take it on Friday. Rent-a-Debit is pissed I'm six weeks behind, and they're taking all my shit. 

WMW: Just don't open the door. They can't break it down.

Lester: My Mom will just let them in when I'm gone. 

WMW: I'll bring a sleeping bag.