Thursday, December 16, 2010

Beware the Terrorbearz.....

Invented by DeBon's mad sidekick MAC, the Terrorbears are some of the most highly advanced teddy fighting machines on the planet. Highly specialized, each bear brings it's own version of whoop-ass to the party, and the lack of survivors leaves little evidence, maintaining plausible deniability.

For-uhm Boredz has obtained exclusive inside photos and will be sharing them with our readers as a public service. No one has even seen the Terrorbears, and lived to talk about them.
TED-E: Can take just about anything and make it go BOOM! After all, you can't sew your parts back together.
Missila: Deadly accurate rocket launchers hidden beneath a soft exterior. If you're made it to second base, it'll be your last trip out of the dugout.