Sunday, December 12, 2010

Introducing Moonurazta: Phuzzy Pheelings L.A.R.P.er


Moonurazta enjoys crawling dungeons and slaying dragons, all the while attempting to gain the affections of the fair ladies in distress. First into the beta test and last one to log off the realm, Moonurazta loves to engage his brethren in tales of slain monsters, fallen empires, and poorly executed flirtations. Mostly harmless, he'll jump into a heated discussion and pretend to care, mostly for the melee, and only while he awaits his next great adventure in gaming land.

"Bend to thine sword foul beast, prepare to meet thy maker!"

Introducing ROB: Phuzzy Pheelings Regular


ROB doesn't say much about who he is or where he comes from. ROB keeps his responses short and to the point, and doesn't seem to feel this way or that about much, most of the time. Occasionally, ROB will burst out into a random posting spree about something he calls special purpose advisory messages. Most people will find the information useless.

ROB is not your friend, ROB has no agenda (right?)

Introducing Kenetik: Phuzzy Pheelings Tekspert


Unlike Red-eye Master, Kenetik rides the fence between the lawful side of things and the 'obfuscated legal limbo' side of things to his advantage. Generally referring to himself as the 'grey jedi' of super badass hacker types, his only weakness seems to be his ego. While he commands the largest botnet armada's in cyberspace, those with more patience can easily goad him into making critical errors.

Kenetik relies heavily on his ability to manipulate technology to his whim. His alignment constantly in question, no actual evidence ever surfaces to draw conclusions.

Introducing Red-eye Master: Phuzzy Pheelings Guru


Red-eye Master has forgotten more about technology then most people will ever have the time to learn. While not as ancient as some of the other posters, his mastery of the arcane technical arts has served him well over the years.

For the most part, Red-eye Master will observe the conflicts, choosing to interject the occasional words of wisdom, but usually choosing not to directly engage either side of the conflict. His experience has taught him the futility of Internet combat, and is mostly a form of amusement while he's compiling his latest masterpiece of technical wizardry.

Red-eye Master confines himself to solitude, on a remote mountain, where he merges with the Internet through his home built supercomputer.


"No amount of technology will surpass the potential of the human mind."
Red-eye Master