Introducing Perish: Curb Feelers Random Soapbox Specialist

Perish:

Curb Feelers Random Soapbox Specialist

Believing herself to be above all others, Perish ignores the topic of whatever the current debate is about, instead dragging in random quips and incidents having nothing to do with what's being discussed. It's typical of her to drop into a thread, throw insults and point a few fingers, raging about how bad this is for the community (pot & kettle anyone?), all the while banging the 'I'm better than you' drum.

She will consistently side with emotions and opinions rather than looking at truths and credible sources for her information. Rallying with the mod she stands next to YoYo and LilyAnne as banshees for the mob, shrieking their battlecry into the night.

Introducing Duhsure: Curb Feelers Investigative Journalist

Duhsure:

Curb Feelers Investigative Journalist

Duhsure spends his time in his underpants, trolling from thread to thread making notes on things he thinks will be relevant when the community begins to degrade into chaos. Jumping in and making 'factual' jabs at people like Moses walked in and dropped a new tablet full of commandments, and then exiting the scene when it falls apart.

Don't bother asking for references or source materials, because he can't be bothered with those types of things. He has much better things to do, like practicing the art of twisting the English language well beyond common sense and into an alternate reality.

The IP Tracer is up and running.

ATTENTION Curb Feelers members: The new IP Tracer is online, and we have band-aided the software to stop the evil greasy hacker from reading your steamy cybersexorz PMs. Now only the usual list of people can read them, but rest assured, we're not doing that.

We'll be watching for that bitch to hack the board again even though she's proven she had nothing to do with the other problems. Lester is helping me coordinate the tracer so it logs properly, and he'll be handling our logs.

Empty apologies are empty.

Posted on Curb Feelers.....

Larry: Whass the deal man? I dun said I was sorry. Now that bitch is all up in my face with piles and piles of facts and shit. Who cares about facts. It's only about keystone and tits. Sides, Lester's a priest and priests can't do no wrong, God dun said so.

YoYo: I know right? She's all trying to say that just because all of that evidence and stuff is around that means Lester did sumthin' wrong. He's a good dood. Just ask him, he'll tell you.

LilyAnne: AGREE AGREE AGREE AGREE AGREE. STOMP STOMP AGREEE GAAAAAAAAAH!

Lester's doubts

If I don't do something to stop this crazy bitch from keeping that thread going, they'll start looking at me again, and I don't have any answers for their hard questions.

I wish I would have thought this through. Now that IP Tracer thing is working and I can't even use my proxies.

Think. Think Lester, how did we get out of this last time......

LilyAnne needs more agree buttons!

I can't believe the nerve of those fucking people. I wish I had 100 agree buttons.... no 1000 agree buttons... shit I'll stomp up and down on this agree button until my KEYBOARD BREAKS IT'S SO STUPID YOU PEOPLE ARE SO LAME I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD COME SHIT ALL OVER OUR YARD LIKE THAT!

AGREE AGREE AGREE AGREE AGREE, AGGGGGGGGGGREE!

Introducing Antman: Curb Feelers resident Lawdog

Antman:

Curb Feelers resident Lawdog

Antman wants to serve and protect, but beyond keeping the condiments secure at the local Taco Chimes, he fails to meet his goals. Make sure when you order off the menu, you keep it 'Merican or expect to be on the list. Pat downs for the ladies, intimidation for anyone wearing their hat backwards, and the occasional bear mace misfire with a trip to the hospital are SOP for Antman.

He spends his time trolling Curb Feelers for a fight and building a fence to keep out "those" people.

We've got the tools!

• Plug cable into your server's network adapter and then into IP Tracer port A.

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• Plug cable into IP Tracer port B and then into your broadband connection.

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• Turn IP Tracer on and wait for lights R and G to begin flashing, these indicate your IP Tracer is currently operational.
• Place IP Tracer software DVD into your server's DVD drive.
• Follow the on-screen instructions to install the IP Tracer logging suite.
• (IP Tracer is not compatible with real operating systems, SMAKME Products can only provide support for Porthole based servers. )
• Your new IP Tracer is now online. Logs are available through the SMAKME IP Tracer Suite.

IP Tracer logging all IPs for Curb Feelers...........

Introducing Earthboi Onus: Curb Feelers Moderator

Earthboi Onus:

Curb Feelers Moderator

Once a human, now a twisted remnant of his former self, Earthboi strives to regain his humanity by mimicking those around him. His soul driven from his now empty shell by oftern perpetrated, unprotected, ruthless, deep penetrating probings, he now hides behind a mask, desperately seeking to rejoin humanity.

Sent by the evil rules of Weearezodum, he stalks the Curb Feelers in the shadows, waiting to abduct them for evil experiments.