Introducing Hardly Wright: Isle of Misfit Posters.....

Hardly Wright is a new addition to the Isle. Not posting much at all, his posts consist of vague riddles and references to long since abandoned gossip. If it was possible to necropost the dramaz, Hardly is all over that shit.

Currently he can be found trolling the boards, tying together random posts into maniacal conspiracies springing from a vivid, while degenerate and sad, imagination.

Introducing Yoshima: Curb Feelers regular.....

Yoshima doesn't say much. But when she does, mostly it's a slur of incomprehensible rubbish. Her feeling of self-superiority drips from her posts as she drops in to take a dump in your living room. Feel honored that it doesn't stink bitch!

Ten shots everytime she posts! Last one reading loses! Bottoms up baby!

BigDawg needs the info.....

After receiving his package from Dramazon, BigDawg sits down to learn about magnets.....

BigDawg: "generally unlikely a hard drive will lose data when near other magnets. A magnet powerful enough to cause data loss would be unlikely to be found in most residential and commercial environments."

Hmmm. So if they magnets didn't steal the PMs, and Larry swears they didn't delete the PMs, where the hell did they go? The hacker must have taken them, otherwise they'd still be there right?

Shit am I talking to myself outloud again? I need to get a job.