For-uhm Boredz is a satirical cartoon which peers into the lives, both online and offline, of various fictional characters who frequent three fictional internet communities... Curb Feelers, Phuzzy Pheelings, and the Isle of Misfit Posters. Any resemblance to actual persons or Internet personas are entirely in your mind, unless you're guilty of something you'd like to share with the rest of us..... you know who you are. Naughty.
Oscar Oldbie: Those stupid people over at Isle of Misfit Posters stole my chickens. You bastards need to stop crapping on my lawn. Just because BigMoney was hittin' my bitch back in the day, doesn't mean he's still hittin' it. Jesus with both feet in his mouth on Christmas.
BigDawg: Yeah I knew he was there, I just don't know why. He's gone off the deep end. Is he trying to prod that crazy bitch into totally ruining this place? It's bad enough those three harpies have taken to thrashing anyone and everyone who comes to Feelers, and is poking and prodding at every little thing posted on IoMP. I have to find a way to get rid of those bitches. Maybe we can probe them for eyeball assault?
Dr. Scott:Larry will hang ye by th' balls fur probin' his bitches.