Introducing HaeTo Codger: Get off the lawn!!!!

HaeTo is about as average as it gets. If you've ever stared at a plain sheet of white paper, you've experienced HaeTo in all their glory. HaeTo could talk a methhead into a deep sleep.

In an effort to combat HaeTo's average, boring, unimaginative self..... HaeTo borrowed a play from Mr. Whozits, and started hammering out alt after alt.

Problem is, HaeTo can't remember which meds HaeTo took last. Sometimes facts go missing in HaeTo's reality juggling (HaeTo's reality, your reality, our reality, whatever right?).

Most of what HaeTo says breaks down to 'you youngins get off mah lawn!'. The problem is, HaeTo is rarely standing on HaeTo's own lawn.

And get a costume.....

Antman: This is a private channel miss, if you're not middle class and white we're going to have you arrested.

Demented Distortia: I want to join your group, so I can seek revenge on those who've harmed me. 

Antman: We don't seek revenge miss, we bring justice to the Interwebz.

DD: Whatever we're calling it I want to play too. 

Antman: You'll need to get a costume to better shield your identity.

DD: What do you mean? 

Someone back-doored Antman, and the LUJ is exposed!

Antman: All you've done is forward injustice today, son.

WMW: Whatever, and Lester's really a stalker too, right?

Antman: Unauthorized access to the League of Uniformed Jagwackers supercomputer database, CARDIAC, is grounds for arrest, son. You outsiders have got to learn!

WMW: But, you gave Lester the passwords and an account? I didn't hack it. 

Antman: You used your next generation hacker software to violate the security of the Jagwackers fortress!

 WMW: Next generation software? Well that wasn't me I use BS Flinger 3 OS, it's not compatible with anything.