Introducing Ruffled Feathers: Curb Feelers Avenger of Maturity!

Ruffled Feathers: Curb Feelers Avenger of Maturity!

Dear Child, Ruffled Feathers is the champion of dick and fart jokes. He's fun to have around when he's having a good time and making jokes with the crowd. Get him upset, it's flapping and crapping! Squaking up a storm because all of the immature people in the world really piss him the hell off. STOMP STOMP STOMP SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!

And grow up!

The Conspiracy thickens.....

Hidden in an underground volcano lair.....

the insane MAC can be found.....

creating alts......

many, many alts.....

MAC: AHAHAHAHAHAHA Those dumbasses at Curb Feelers have no idea what's about to hit them. My newly created armada of alts will stalk from thread to thread, flinging feces into the circle and standing back to laugh at the violence! It's a good thing one of them is still on the adminsitration team, it makes toying with the users so much simpler. And with Larry pitching in and acting like a tool, all the better.

Isle of Misfit Posters will be much harder to crack. All of the less clueless people have migrated there. I'll need to make some alts, and feed the rumor mill over there. Maybe Larry will freak out again and I'll have some drama to get in on. Alts are good for drama. I can argue with some, and agree with others. It's brilliant. I'll need to get more Blue Balls energy drink if I"m gonna stay up all week and post.

Larry's so methed out and drunk he thinks I'm fucking with him again, so it's perfect. They'll fight amongst themselves and I don't really need to do much of anything. That dumb blondes scribbles are doing an excellent job of pulling on LArry's chain. That works for me so she can just keep on doing it. Maybe they'll think she's a cohort, that will make for epic laughs. He's about as strung out as a $2 hooker looking for a rock, so it's only a matter of time before he needs a ride to the looney bin. aHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Introducing Hagatha: Isle of Misfit Posters, retired pr0n star.....

Hagatha: Isle of Misfit Posters, retired pr0n star

Hagatha likes to recant the good ole' days, before pr0n was ruined by all those half-assed, fat housewives with a webcams who've all but wrecked the industry, turning what's left into a wasteland of twisted fetishes and off the wall torturous antics.

"Schweetie, in my day you needed more than rubber tits and a bald beaver."

Introducing Cleavon: Curb Feelers good ole' boy.....

Cleavon: Curb Feelers good ole' boy.....

Never meanin' no harm, Cleavon is just here to party. He lost an eye during the great 'government cheese heist', and after serving time, he made parole early for turnin' on his pals (shhhh no one knows that part, it's a sekret). Now in the witness protection program, he posts on Curb Feelers because he has no life in Bumsville, Kansas.

Cleavon lives for the classics, drugs, sex, rock'n'roll...

and good ole' fahsioned cash.

Loyalties negotiable, of course.

Let's try the conspiracy card.....

Private message exchange between Larry and Dr. Scott.....

Larry: Well fuck Doc they're not buying the whole Buffy hacked us thing. So now what do we do?

Dr. Scott: Sam hin' we aye dae?

Larry: Pull the victim card? We can drag out that tired old bit about the entire Internet community being alts of MAC and his lackey. We pulled it on that other chick awhile back, tellin' folks she was an alt and such, hacked the board member? I made a lame alt on IOMP.

Dr. Scott: Och aye Ah min'. managed tae ban 'er an' drife 'er it afair it aw washed it. most fowk still believe everythin' we teel them, sae that's guid.

Larry: So we'll just tell people that bitch is working for those nuts, and it'll make perfect sense to the crazies, and we can keep doing what we're doin'. While we're at it, we'll tell people that other place was setup by alts of MAC and company, it'll create great dramaz, and give me time to get good and hammered. (HIC)

Dr. Scott: Guid plan. let's rin wi' it. they awreddy ur fightin' ower fa runs it anyhaw, sae 'at shoods wark jist braw. woe be those fa arenae as super smart as we.

Look at all the Butthurt goin' round.....

Posted on Curb Feelers.....

Oscar Oldbie: Ya know... back when I started on these things we didn't have all the fancy webwhosists. We were tapping out morse code on a lantern shade to send messages. And you couldn't communicate if it was snowin too hard or the fog had set it, because it would block the light. hehe.

Insane Slut: Maybe you need to unplug gramps. I really would like an answer as to why there's not very much discussion about me lately? I mean, my awesomeness speaks for itself, people know this, so all of this other stuff is just a waste of time we could be using to speak about me. Can we get a mod to interject on this issue?

Butthurt: Hey everyone how are you dope people doing? Everyone getting their LOL on?

Perish: Just great, who brought the Butthurt to the thread?

Oscar Oldbie: Why don't you whipper snappers get the hell off mah lawn!!!!!!!!

(blurb)

Butthurt: Settle down gramps before you have a stroke.

Spitz: I no what you are saying guys. It's not very nice here to people. The humping of trolls Mothers comes for dead taxi drivers.

Butthurt: I think it's prudent to bring the aggression level down to defcon 3 before we have a major confrontation on our hands.

Perish: The amount of Butthurt in this thread is exhausting.

Larry: (HIC) Hairless monkeys jump the dog's tits on Thursdays. (HIC)(GURGLE)(SLAM)