There's not enough light.....

"MAC's mother had her Internet suspended for illegal activity, so MAC decided to shack up with DeBon, where he establishes his new laboratory. - Ed"

DeBon: It's so cool that you live here now. We can hang-out and watch movies and stuff.

MAC: What are we, girlfriends? Help me with my helmet I need to test it out. 

DeBon: What does it do?

MAC: It's a Solar-powered Enhanced Virtual Sex-emator. But I can't get it to power up. 

DeBon: Maybe it would work better outside where there's more light?

MAC: You think?

Meanwhile.....

When last we left our cast of miscreants.....

Dr. Whozits had allied with Lester in an attempt to get closer to the identities of their arch-enemy, while the LUJ has been exposed for the creeps that they are. While no one has seen Oblivia in quite some time, it's been rumored she might have made an attempt to ally herself with the LUJ but was tossed into their SPAM file and MAC churns away in his basement lair, plotting his revenge against the world. 

MAC: Luckily, it's been fairly quiet around here while everyone else goes on with their actual lives. I've had plenty of time to regain control of my minions. With the clearing of the trash from PP so there's no opposition to my ignorant rants, and I can continue my virtual e-peen domination.

DeBon: You mean my board is now free of drama and things can get back to normal. 

MAC: Yeah, yeah, whatever. Hey did you get those new pictures I took of my man bits? Looks bigger when you shave it right?

DeBon: Mine didn't.