Friday, January 21, 2011

Larry did what to who? Don't be ridiculous.....

Posted on Isle of Misfit Posters....

Forken: Anyone know what's up with this?

"Butthurt Agents refused to comment on the operations except to say that no charges are currently being filed, and this is an ongoing investigation into several matters pertinent to person(s) connected to the 'Curb Feelers' Internet community website.

At the time of this article, Curb Feelers owner, Lawrence Allen Finklestein, was unavailable for comment. Their has been no comments made on the Curb Feelers site since it was seized by the Butthurt Agents in the early morning hours. "


Joepin: Wow man. Just when you thought you knew somebody. That Larry guy was a dick but I didn't know he was that big of a dick.


Forken: Larry just owns the board Joepin. They might be after Lester, for you name it this week. Between his hacking fumbles and his borderline image trading activities, who knows what Butthurt is looking for.


GUS: Finklestein. heh. Didn't he get caught blackmailing someone with bad photoshop pics.



Skeksis: STFU you bastards! Larry is fucking awesome and there's a line around the block to smooch his hairy knuckles so back the hell off!



Joepin: Nice man, real nice.

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Cease and Desist this!

Private Message Exchange.....

Larry: Dawg what the fuck is this shit? I gotta a crease and detest thingie in the mail today.


BigDawg: Jackass, it's a C&D. A CEASE and DESIST Order.



Larry: Neet. What is it I'm supposed to stop? What does..... digitally mortified depictions mean?




BigDawg: They want you to stop posting those pictures you've been making,




Larry: Which ones?



BigDawg: The ones you claim are you and Betty White. I said she wouldn't pay. She probably called the cops.



Larry: BITCH! I bet she didn't like those panties I sent her. Had ah face printed right on em. heh. You should check it out I bought this kit on Heapbay and it let's you.....


BigDawg has gone offline, your messages will be stored.

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Yo-Yoshima? No..... YoYo & Yoshima.....

Posted on the Isle of Misfit Posters.....


Spitz: Ok so Yo-Yoshima is engaged to Dr. Scott. Congratulations both of you.


Joepin: Nah man you're not reading it right dude. There's Yo-Yo, and then there's Yoshima. Dr. Scott is engaged to Yo-Yo. Yoshima is engaged but no one has said to who.


Spitz: But Yo-Yo and Yoshima are two faces of same coin no?


Joepin: I don't pay enough attention man, so I couldn't say for sure bro.



Camisa Roja: Some people (Doc and Yo-Yo), have claimed to know her in person. So it depends on if you trust them. ¿QuiĆ©n puede ser molestado, ¿verdad?



Forken: 1572 people online, 5 members / 1567 guests.....
all I'm sayin'.....

I lurk, therefore I am.....

Posted on Isle of Misfit Posters.....


Forken: I find it interesting that we have so many people lurking around reading the place but few of them register and post. See, check out the widget - 1132 people online, 5 members / 1127 guests.



Buffy: Sometimes it's better if they just read and don't post.



Forken: And then it drops back down when I mention it somewhere - 9 people online, 5 members / 4 guests.




Skeksis: That's gotta be fucking broken because NO ONE IS READING THIS LAME ASS PITY PARTY! There's not even enough buttons here for god sakes. Dump in your own living rooms!!!!!

Monday, January 3, 2011

An engagement is announced.....

Posted on Curb Feelers.....


Dr. Scott: Let's aw gie a big hug tae yoshima, she's engaged. congratulations.



Spitz: Wait. Aren't you and Yo-Yo already engaged.





Dr. Scott: Och aye bampot. aam talkin' abit yoshima, nae yo-yo



Spitz: But I thought that..... isn't she..... aren't you..... ah wut? (scratches head)