How can I surf at work if there's porn?

Posted on Phuzzy Pheelings....

LilyAnne: This is bullshit. How in the hell am I supposed to check in here at work if you're not going to put that pornography underneath tags? Jesus this is supposed to be a place for adults and you stupid bastards can't even conduct yourself in polite company. Lame ass fuckers. I hate you all.

Kenetik: Porn? At most there was half a side boob in that picture. What the hell are you surfing at work for anyway? Didn't you just get that job. After weeks of pissing and moaning, I would think you have more to worry about at work than peeping a sideboob.

LilyAnne: Fuck off. I'll just report it to DeBon. We'll see how you like getting rammed!

The Wrath of Roja.....

Overheard on vent.....

Camisa Roja: How dare you defy me? I am your master and you will do as I command or I will feed you to the chickens.

MissX: Chickens? That doesn't sound so scary. 

Peace: I had a cousin that was killed by chickens once. Well it wasn't actually the chickens she tripped over the chicken and then...

Yoshima : Will you shut the hell up please? We're regrouping. I didn't see the need to follow LaTigra around and engage her at every turn. IT's looking a bit desperate don't you think.

 Camisa Roja: I told you, stop trying to think. I do the thinking, you do the swallowing, I mean following.

Who rooted the MAC?

Overhead on Vent.....

MAC: What the fuck are you babbling about? That program was full proof. All you and the other jackass had to do was operate it.

Dr. Scott: Ah didne dae anythin' ye didne teel me was awe rite. She jist stopped respondin'. it happened puckle days ago, reit efter 'at barnie whaur rob freaked it.

| # YOSHIMA report status
| - unable to connect -
| # YOSHIMA initiate restart
| - this function has been disabled -

MAC: Jesus jiffy-popping fuck man! What did you do to my program? You're as dumb as the programs. I never should have involved you.

| # YOSHIMA initiate self-destruct
| - this function has been disabled -

Dr. Scott: Awe rite. mebbe Ah got th' keyboard a bit gooey th' other nicht, but Ah dornt see whit 'at has tae dae wi' anythin'.

MAC: You realize you're trying my patience, yes?

You want me to wear this on my head?

Somewhere in a private chatroom.....

Peace: Lemme get this straight. I'm supposed to keep this thing on, and read this script so I can say it all the time?

Yoshima: Memorize it, it'll make it easier. Better yet just use C&P to avoid problems. Wouldn't want them to be different, that's the point.

MissX: Will we have to pull out our tits?

Camisa Roja: Soy un magnífico ejemplar de un hombre! I love this costume it makes me feel smart. Now that we've left the Curb Feelers compound for oppressing our religious ideals, we can migrate to IoMP where we can roam freely as the troll overlords we were chosen to be.

Yoshima: This is cooler than my crayon helmet.

MissX: I'm not touching anyone's penis, under any circumstances.

Peace: ?

ROB is unable to connect.....

Deep Underground in MACs bordello of debauchery.....

| # ROB report status
| - unable to connect -

MAC: DAMNIT! What the hell is going on. He's been offline all day.

| #ROB get systems-log
| - systems log empty-

MAC: Empty. That's not possible! Now I'm going to have to read that stupid board to find out what the hell went wrong. I knew this was a stupid idea. He wasn't ready to deal with Buffy AND the trolls also.

DAMNIT! DAMNIT! DAMNIT! DAMINT!