An engagement is announced.....

Posted on Curb Feelers.....

Dr. Scott: Let's aw gie a big hug tae yoshima, she's engaged. congratulations.

Spitz: Wait. Aren't you and Yo-Yo already engaged.

Dr. Scott: Och aye bampot. aam talkin' abit yoshima, nae yo-yo

Spitz: But I thought that..... isn't she..... aren't you..... ah wut? (scratches head)

An assreaming for New Year's!

Posted on Curb Feelers.....

Announcement from Anfuhrer!

Larry: Happy Fuckin' New Year you worthless bastards! heh. Ne-how, here's the 611 on the new shit going down.

I'm still a drunken wanker but I don't have anything better to do so I'm knocking Lester down a peg I'll be back to running this fucker. Antman will be the new invesigatory guy. So if you think yer getting hacked, smacked or stalked, bother him with it cause I don't give a fuck!

All of you loser asswads that think 'cuz you came back here from Isle like yer shit don't stink, you're high on the shit list until I decide you've paid for your crimes. Let that be a lesson to ya'll mothers that are thinking about defecting. You'll get your ass reamed like those Isle pussies!

If I ever have to go post on that lame whiner DeBon's board again I'll come to each one of your houses and smack you with a Squirting Head. So either sit there and shaddup or get whacked in the forehead with a beer bath bitches!

To all who didn't puss out like a bunch of hairy legged, fifteen sandwhich eatin' mofo's, great, do you want a medal? Get yer ass over to Isle and make an alt, we're at war beasthumpers! We need more assholes for the suckfest, and more drivers for the ToE trucks. Get moving. Lazy sissies.

That is all. Fuck off.

(HIC)(GURGLE)(FLOP)

Yes, yes..... I'm coming just WAIT a second!

After dinner, in the basement.....

Pope Lester: Members will not share the secret society materials with others outside of the inner circle. While nothing we do is wrong, it's illegal in all 50 of the states and therefore you are subject to harassment and (wrongful) prosecution if anyone who subscribes to those opposing beliefs discovers your association with our group.

It is imperative to ensure you have adequate information about anyone you wish to share membership with, on the off chance they reject the idea, so that you can keep them from turning you into legal agencies (this is legally blackmail, but we like to call it friendly persuasion).

Lester's MOM: Frank get upstairs for dinner I'm tired of calling you.

Pope Lester: Mawm, don't use my real life name when my vent is on! Jeez.

Lester's MOM: Stop sitting around with your vents open sweetie someone will see your twig and berries.

Pope Lester: Mom it's voice chat not cameras I only do the camera thing after you've gone to bed because you keep walking in on me. I'll be right there!!!!

Lester's MOM: Aww ok sweetie. I made you and that nice boy with the mask some sammwichez, they're on the table. I'm going to watch my news program before bedtime. Night sweetie.

Lester gets some snail mail.....

Somewhere in a dark basement... overheard on vent.....

Pope Lester: Aww sweet, my membership packet is here finally. HAH, Love the sticker I'm gonna have to put this on the back of my Pacer. But not before I scan it and post it on Isle ahaha. I'll make an alt and jab at LaTigra. Teach that bitch to fuck with me.

Larry: Hah yeah dat's funny. I like 'at sticker can I get one? I love bears. I'll be back, I need to get another Squirting Head. Last one busted all over my lap damnit!.

Dr. Scott: Ye cannae post those stickers ower thaur. Whit if someain finds it they're yoors? 'en they'll fin' it we're involved wi' ye an' it's aff tae th' pokey wi' us. Keep em in yer dresser drawer wi' yer porn loch Ah dae.

Caged MAN: MMmmhphph MMMMMPPH MMMMMMPPPHPHPHHHHH.....

Pope Lester: Shaddup gimp bitch -( CLANK )- That AzzKlown guy messaged me about the gay pr0n. I can't tell if he's trolling me or not. Anyhow I sent him some links. We'll see how it turns out.

-( CLICK )-

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