Private message exchange.....
Dirty Sanchez: So super silly sauce, my plan is working, those alts of yours are really starting to consuzzle the sweettits on Isle. I didn't know you were going to make some on all of the boards though, that's super clever. Now I know why I let you wear my leash. Sizzlebunns. 
MAC: What are you talking about? I have yet to unleash my alt armada. I've been preparing and lurking for the right time to strike. Duhsure has such a huge hard-on for me it's ridiculous. That'll teach me to post pictures of my junk.
I know I should have been a porn star, but the people here at Wahoo Interwebz were in deperate need of my mediocre technical skills. So what could I do?
Dirty Sanchez: Well let's kick it in gear schmoozy poo. My patience is about as short as Lester's twinkiewink and when it runs out it'll be like Jesus's crutch was taken by a blind homeless MMA fighter all lubed up and pounding the hell out of everyone with his humongous stick of devastation..... ooooo I'm getting all sweaty now. I'll deal with Lester later. Cold shower time..... toodles.
