It's all a matter of time...

I'll show that bitch. I'll upload these bits here and there's not much can be done about that right? No one keeps anything useful on their systems. It's all talk and no action with these wannabe security types.

Just a touch more of... alright. So now let's see what's up.

Tap tap, weird, my watch is slow.

The Investigation is under way!

"as they reach their destination the probe results are sent...."

Heh. Probe. Ain't no matter anyhow, BigDawg's got the proof and we'll get that IP whatsitsnameathingie today so he can plug that shit in and find out who's hackin' mah shit.

Then Im a gonna drag em out and bury em in a hole. Heh. Hole.

Fuck I'm out of keystone again.

How to catch the Mad Hackerz?!?!?!?!? IP Tracer ofc

Meanwhile... in the private messaging boxes of the administration team....

BigDawg: So Larry, I found this thing on heap-bay and I think we should get one so we can trace stuff and find people who mess with us man. What do you think?

Larry: Order it up man whatever it takes to catch that crazy fucking bitch that's makin' an ass outta me. Just git it the fuck done already. I'll be back in awhile I'm off to get more keystone before I have to drive later.

THEY'RE Making fun of us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted on Curb Feelers.....

LilyAnne: Can you believe those bitches? They made an entire site just to ridicule and mock us. Why would they dump in our living room like that? We need to drag some of those assholes over here and call them out on it

YoYo: No shit right. Can you believe that on a site full of admins with names of popular toys, some whore would imitate me by taking the obvious name YoYo? The nerve.

Introducing BigDawg the Neko: Curb Feelers LanJanitor

BigDawg the Neko:

Curb Feelers LanJanitor

Otherwise known as a LanJanitor, BigDawg spent his internship labeling cables and emptying shredder bins. Many years later he spends his time 'monitoring' the technical side of Curb Feelers. Putting band-aids on broken software, toggling random user settings and reading the PM database occupy the majority of his time.

When the fit hits the shan, it's BigDawg to the rescue with push button tools and vague, broadly suggestive resolutions to common problems.

Rest assured your data is safe with the Dawg, even though he's still looking for the anykey.

Introducing Father Lester: Curb Feelers resident preacher

Father Lester:

Curb Feelers Resident Preacher

Proponent of the children, whom he holds dear, Lester thinks of himself as a fair to meddlin' tinkerer. Some might call him an old hacker of sorts. He loves tweaking with things and diddlin' with the norm, his usual modus operandi.

When he's not learnin' some Curb Feeler about what he's preachin' this week, he's hitting the toy stores for the latest video games.

Introducing LilyAnne: Curb Feelers regular and mob sign carrier

LilyAnne:

Curb Feelers Regular and Sign Carrier of the mob

If not in a boxing match with someone, she'll be riding the fence... waiting to see which side offers the path of least resistance. Lily likes the drama, and will play friends to win allies, but relies on bad information given to her by the loudest mouth in the room.

Card carrying member of the mob and official bearer of the Curb Feelers 'Fuck You, We're right" banner.

Introducing MAC: Curb Feelers regular(s)

MAC:

Curb Feelers regular(s)

MAC is short for Mad Alt Creator, and is it suspected that he is solely responsible for a good portion of the drama, by inventing more than one persona with which to engage in subterfuge, causing mayhem for the sake of mayhem.

MAC is not above stealing information from an innocent person's Facebook account to establish an identity with which to go forth, and wreak havoc.

Introducing Yo-Yo: Curb Feelers regular and drunken posting Queen

Yo-Yo: Curb Feelers regular

Yo-yo is mainly a follower, following in the footsteps of more thoughtful posters, mashing buttons and removing comments from context to make a point.

Her drunken posting marathons are only out classed by her awesome ability to bend reality in her own mind.