Posted on Larry's PicDumpster site.....
LilyAnne and I got piss drunk and got our hair done. Check out mah new dew. Lily bought me this schweet ass coat. Fuckin' fierce yeah?
For-uhm Boredz is a satirical cartoon which peers into the lives, both online and offline, of various fictional characters who frequent three fictional internet communities... Curb Feelers, Phuzzy Pheelings, and the Isle of Misfit Posters. Any resemblance to actual persons or Internet personas are entirely in your mind, unless you're guilty of something you'd like to share with the rest of us..... you know who you are. Naughty.
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
Isn't it ironic, don't you think?
Posted on Isle of Misfit Posters.....
Forken: I find myself wondering if I'm the only one who observes the irony occuring at this moment? 
Joepin: Irony man. What do you mean?
LaTigra: You mean the irony in the fact that the Curb Feelers board, during a time of peace and quiet, decided to induce a dramafest during a mad drunken meth bender and that for the last 24 hours their entire board has been populated with viral comments about a person they claim to hate for stalking them yet that same person hasn't even given them a single glance in the last two months?
Forken: Yeah that.
It was only 12 damnit!
Private message exchange.....
LilyAnne: Where does she get off lying like that. Fifteen emails! FIFTEEN EMAILS? I ONLY SENT TWELVE! And how does she know that anyway I sent them from totally different addresses.
Vanilla: All fifteen of them?
LilyAnne: Well no I used the three accounts I made when I started my campaign of harassment. Originally I feigned friendship, hoping to persuade her into dropping the whole thing. But she's a mad stalker now. She won't stop posting those fucking cartoons!
Vanilla: Sweetie, my lifelong armchair psychology skills, which I obtained from counseling wretched homeless ingrates into following the word of the almighty, they allow me to state that she is just a SICK person. She's a stalker. She has mental problems.
Let's look at it in detail. Buffy hangs on out IoMP. She posts there, she never comes here. She doesn't log in here. She doesn't email anyone from here. She doesn't belong to in-world groups form here any longer. She has her own space with her own friends and her own life. She runs a successful blog that allows her to brilliantly satire the wrong-doings and ignorant rantings of a mob that resembles a cast from any Looney Toons project, and laughs at us on the regular.
Clearly she is obsessed, and mentally deranged.
Taking you as a contrast..... you made at least three email accounts so you could send anonymous hate mail to Buffy yes?
LilyAnne: Five actually but I don't think she knows the other two are me yet.
Vanilla: Ok well five then. So you made five email accounts, you send daily hatemails begging her to stop making fun of everyone. Larry and others, including you make continued posts about her, on this forum, where she no longer visits, and have created alts on the forum she does visit, so you can troll her posts and make comments about how fucked up she is and how you're not reading her blog. Perfectly sane.
LilyAnne: goddamnit i cannot hit agree button more than once
AGREED! AGREED! AGREED! AGREED! AGREED!
AGREED! AGREED! AGREED! AGREED! AGREED!
AGREED! AGREED! AGREED! AGREED! AGREED!
I nominate me.....
Posted on Curb Feelers.....
Duhsure: Well, does that mean Lester is going to be in charge again? Because that guy is kind of a problem child isn't he? I think that the only logical thing to do is let me run things, because I am so much smarter than all of you and I have superior Google skills which makes me a prime candidate to lead the assault on new members and old posters alike!
Insane Slut: Shouldn't it be about me. I know this suckfest is Larry's, but there's way to much talk about Larry and his problems on this thing. We need more of me on this board, and if I was in charge I think that would be an easy task. We could create an entire sub-forum dedicated to me and my sheer awe-inspiring radness.
Spitz: Radness?
Insane Slut: No one asked you monkey boy. Fetch my wrinkle cream and get over here to rub it on my boobs. And be quick about it.
Frodo: What in the fuck is wrong with you people?
Caged Man: Wut?
I drink, therefore I am.....
Posted on Curb Feelers.....
Larry: Well.... thisch is a bunch of schit. I'm tired of wasting my time with you whining pussies all the time. It wash all fun and gamesch when I wasch gettin' the best of it..... but now it'sch not any fun. Sides..... this placesch is a shithole pit of fuck anyhow. (HIC)(GLURP)So I'm poschting thisch so it will make schtupid people think I have left. I know the know-it-alsch will see through it.
LilyAnne: Don't worry Larry, they'll rue the day they fucked with you! I just emailed that cunt to tell her you're not reading her blog anyhow. How do you cleanse your email program? What does that mean?
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