Where's the props for FORTRAN?

Posted on the Isle of Misfit Posters.....

| # ROB activate script - shitheel

 ROB: This place sucks. It's not even written in FORTRAN. What the hell is wrong with the admins here? No one worth a shit uses anything but FORTRAN. I'm not even sure I'm going to be able to hang out here with you losers.

Forken: No one uses FORTRAN any longer. It really has no purpose in an application like this.

 ROB: WHAT? You're so wrong! I've been around since before computers were born. FORTRAN is the M-diggity BOMB slutface. You're probably just a transvestite who made yourself up to look cool on the Internet.

Forken: Made myself up?

ROB: Suck it liar pants. YOU LIE FORTRAN RULES. NANNER NANNER NANNER!

ROB systems check....

Deep underground in MACs den of iniquity.....

MAC: Alright let's kick start this dramaz festival.

| # ROB activate systems check

ROB: Greetings. I am ROB. This looks like a nice place.

| # ROB attitude adjust - troll

ROB: What's up creeps? This place looks like it's full of lame. Guess I'll hang out anyway.

| # ROB attitude adjust - mean-spirited troll

ROB: Just flying through here to see all the faggotry. This place sucks it, especially that bulldyke bitch!

| # ROB attitude adjust - bus driver in training

ROB: You will like me or I will make you like me. Alt after miserable alt until you die of boredom or ban me again!

| # ROB vulgarity +75

ROB: HACK THE FUCKING PLANET! I'll hack this place till it disappears assholes! Capitalist douchebag swines!

MAC: Perfect. Off you go, to wreak havoc on the Isle of Misfit Peckers! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!