Where's the props for FORTRAN?

Posted on the Isle of Misfit Posters.....

| # ROB activate script - shitheel

 ROB: This place sucks. It's not even written in FORTRAN. What the hell is wrong with the admins here? No one worth a shit uses anything but FORTRAN. I'm not even sure I'm going to be able to hang out here with you losers.

Forken: No one uses FORTRAN any longer. It really has no purpose in an application like this.

 ROB: WHAT? You're so wrong! I've been around since before computers were born. FORTRAN is the M-diggity BOMB slutface. You're probably just a transvestite who made yourself up to look cool on the Internet.

Forken: Made myself up?

ROB: Suck it liar pants. YOU LIE FORTRAN RULES. NANNER NANNER NANNER!