Posted on Isle of Misfit Posters.....
Frodo: All of you that have migrated here suffer from a massive inferiority complex. Your unwillingness to subject yourselves to the constant torment, humiliation, false accusations and ongoing stalking demonstrates your lack of a back bone. It's no wonder you all aren't locked up in a funny farm somewhere, crying about your imaginary victim's complex. As if. Get some sex. Motion Lotion is your friend.
Hagatha: You know, when I was shooting scenes for the world's largest salad tossing competition a few years back, Don Jerry told me that you can never have too much motion lotion in your buttcrack. Turns out he was right.
Insane Slut: While I agree on the motion lotion, what does this have to do with me? ME ME ME. That's all we talk about here, fuck off with the rest. Here, Curb Feelers, Phuzzy Pheelings, all of you need to bow down and lick the back of my taint. LOOK HOW AWESOME I AM!
BMB: This shit is whack yo.
Forken: Word Big Money. More assholes for the suckfest.
Skeksis: AGREE AGREE AGREE... wait, I lost track of what I am agreeing with. FUCK YOU HAIRY LEGGED BITCHES!!!!!!! I'm not reading this shit anyway!!!!!!!!!! GAAAAAAAAAH!
Ruffled Feathers: I should have won that competition too but those judges were just too imature and childish. Useless cunts, the lot of them. Anyway I'm off to Lesters I'll be back later.
BMB: He's off to the suckfest.
Totally whack dog.
