Ruffled Feathers: Curb Feelers Avenger of Maturity!
Dear Child, Ruffled Feathers is the champion of dick and fart jokes. He's fun to have around when he's having a good time and making jokes with the crowd. Get him upset, it's flapping and crapping! Squaking up a storm because all of the immature people in the world really piss him the hell off. STOMP STOMP STOMP SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!
And grow up!
