Cleavon: Curb Feelers good ole' boy.....
Never meanin' no harm, Cleavon is just here to party. He lost an eye during the great 'government cheese heist', and after serving time, he made parole early for turnin' on his pals (shhhh no one knows that part, it's a sekret). Now in the witness protection program, he posts on Curb Feelers because he has no life in Bumsville, Kansas.
Cleavon lives for the classics, drugs, sex, rock'n'roll...
and good ole' fahsioned cash.
Loyalties negotiable, of course.
