Hagatha: Isle of Misfit Posters, retired pr0n star
Hagatha likes to recant the good ole' days, before pr0n was ruined by all those half-assed, fat housewives with a webcams who've all but wrecked the industry, turning what's left into a wasteland of twisted fetishes and off the wall torturous antics.
"Schweetie, in my day you needed more than rubber tits and a bald beaver."