Blahd the Whailer: Curb Feelers resident 'kindred'
Blahd is a weekend wannabe, dressing up as a 'creature of the night' to impress folks with his faux accent and his super dark gothicness. He can be seen on the town with his cloak and saber, charming the ladies with his scent of the graveyard cologne, the paleness of a babypowdered face, and the raw awesomeness of his custom fit fangs.
Having no problem beating an issue to death despite his inability to explain the focus of the discussion, his insults are as pale and empty as his skull. This usually results in people boiling over, angry at the disconnect between Blahd and the reality most others occupy.