Back in PMs with BigDawg and Larry.....
BigDawg: Ok look, I'm not sure how I missed it, but this thing isn't really designed to do what we need it to. So we should probably find something else that does.
Larry: Or just keep on usin' it. Nun of these dumbasses is gonna know it don't work. Just leave it on and we'll try sumthin' else.
BigDawg: So how do we get the list of IP addresses you said we'd post to prove that crazy bitch attacked us?
Larry: You're the expert. Make sumthin' up. Just grab some numbers and make a list. Who's gonna know? She used to yammer about MegaUberRouter proxies, grab a bunch of those and stick em on there. Bound to hit on one of em.
BigDawg: But... I... what the... sigh. Ok. I'll have it ready in a bit. It'll take me some time to figure out how to get the IP addresses off the proxy websites. I'm sure it's in a book around here somewhere. Maybe Google has it.
