Major Humvee: Curb Feelers Psychotic Footsoldier
First man in, last man out. Don't get too close to this wannabe soldier, of he'll rip your virtual head off and gut you like a fish. Off his rocker a bit from one too many blows to the head during his repeated panties raids at Larry's Mom's house, he's barely hanging onto what's left of his reality.
A major pain in the ass, Humvee has little patience, little concern, and nothing but hurtlocker for those commie bastards that kept him outta the original Curb Feelers community, Cornhole Jockeys. Don't interrupt him in a posting frenzy, or you might get skullfucked.
