Posted on Curb Feelers.....
Larry: I just wanted to come out here and publicly say that I am sorry for being such a drunken douchebag over the last few days. I've been pounding back twelvers of Keystone like it's going off sale, the place is going all to hell. Everyone is fightin' and brawlin', and there's a group of hatemongers trying to make us out to look like the buttsniffers we are. We're too stupid to put it together, too pigheaded to ask for help, and too stubborn to admit when we acted like a big group of ignorant sheep shaggers when we should have just been grown-ups. I know that someday this will all sink in and I'll realize what a stupid redneck monkey boner I've been, but until that happens, bottoms up right? (BURP)(HIC)
