Gus: Isle of Misfit Posters resident Legal Lush
Gus is a manager at the local Ching-Chingers, a hot spot for spoiled teenage kids with mommy's credit card and a pension for nudity. Working at Ching-Chingers wasn't Gus's lifetime goal, but he failed to pass his bar exam and was barred from retaking it after paying a guy to forge his test results, and then posting about it on his tweek-her page.
Now he spends his time trolling the Isle of Misfit Posters, giving out questionable legal advice at best, and stuff that could get you incarcerated, at worst. Gus's constant cologne of booze and cig smoke make him a real chick magnet, which is why he spends his time posting instead of working or actually having a life.
