Introducing Buffy and Belinda: Isle of Misfit Posters.....

Introducing Buffy and Belinda, Isle of Misfit Posters regulars

Buffy: Is very confident in her ability to discern the truth from a load of bullshit. Driven by a need to prove herself to those around her, sometimes she lets her temper get the best of her. Never backing down when she knows she's right, Buffy relies on hard facts and verifiable evidence to make her case, usually going the extra step to provide links and research.

Belinda: The quieter of the girlfriends, Belinda likes to spend her time chatting in the less volatile threads, sharing clothing and style tips with others on the board. Photography is a hobby of hers, she likes to share with others and follow the social trends of the community.

A Sekret Curb Feelers discussion.....

Overheard on vent, Curb Feelers administration meeting.....

Pope Lester: We're here to discuss board business. Larry's still on the road so he's really only popping in to fuck with everyone when he's shitfaced. It's nice when the meth wears off so we can all get a few days of calm.

Antman: Are we here to discuss the

lack of a gay pr0n section?

Earthboi Onus: It would be nice if Larry would stop tweaking with users account settings and being an overall douche to the posters so they'll stop blaming me and the others. Then I can fuck with the users. HAH

Dr. Scott: Ever since 'at auld quine beat mah crease at th' stair, I've bin tryin' tae teel th' auld huir she's mah burd ffs.

YoYo has bin hittin th' sauce stoaner lately.

Unknown Source: mmmmph mphmpm

MMMMMHPHH MPMPHMHM

(CLANG CLANG) uummphh (THUD)

Earthboi Onus: What the hell was that?

Pope Lester: Nothing my vent has some sort of glitch, it keeps crossing up with some freaks vent channel. I hear the weirdest stuff some times. HEHE. I need to get it fixed.

Larry gets run over by the wagon.....

Posted on Curb Feelers.....

Pope Lester: Some of you may have noticed several 'glitches' in the system. We are working on fixing them. Shit happens and if you don't like it here, there's always the other place where people have reasonable discourse without brawling. Fuck off in that direction if you want. It'll be fixed when it is. Any further pissing and moaning about it will be ignored.

Larry: Yeah so what if I locked out yer control panels. It's my fucking place. I can do whatever the fuck I want. I'll ban people, change their settings, post as if I was them, read your PMs, let a group of half assed wankers run the place and fuck you in the ass with a 40oz Keystone if you don't like it. (HIC)(GURGLE)(BAAARF)

Earthboi Onus: I think what Larry means is that people should just relax and allow the admins time to resolve the issue, whatever it might be. I'm not sure it's confirmed what's happening at the moment.

Larry: What's happening is I'm taking a big fat shit all over this place. Because I can, I want to, and go fuck yourself martian boy! Why don't you get in your rocketship and blast off to your Anus. uh-huh. huh-huh huh-huh huh. (HIC)(HIC)

Peace: Isn't Larry such a lovable drunk. You do your thing Larry, don't let anyone bother you.

Larry: Who asked you bisch. Isn't there a horseshow you should be entered into somewhere? All day long it's fling shit at Larry, fling more shit at Larry. For years and years everyone is always flinging shit at Larry. Can't you guys take a fucking joke? All of you fuckers are way too up your own asses. (HIC) So fuck off and fuck off (HIC)

The Gimp speaks again.....

Overheard on vent.....

Caged Man: Seriously... anyone? Hello. Help? I'm locked in a basement, near a computer, in this cage.... it's dark and it smells like frankincense mixed with cheap beer.

Oh now... they're coming... please get the codeword...

(SCREECH....CLANG....CLICK) (Static)

Curb Feelers shows Spitz the door.....

Posted on Curb Feelers.....

Spitz: It's not like I wish death on people, but if you all crashed in the same airplane that wouldn't be a bad thing. Most of you look like there's cocks coming on your heads. Lots of people will thanks when you die.

LilyAnne: isleosmisfitposters.rad

Peace: This place is so awesome. I don't know why you would want to leave Curb Feelers. It's so much fun to hang around and shove your nose in Larry's asscrack while they fuck with your account and harass anyone who has anything interesting to say. I love a place where hackers run free, it makes things so much more exciting.

Earthboi Onus: I thought you had a suicide bombing to attend? Telling people cocks are coming on there heads is (funny) not very nice. There's no wonder why people don't want you to post anymore.

LilyAnne: AGREE AGREE AGREE AGREE

AGRE AGREE AGREE

Spitz: Why you want me to go other place? I like to poke troll under bridge. You all spit in sky and it falls in own face. hah

YoYo: Didn't we tell you to fuck off already? (HIC) People made it clear that new users weren't welcome. (HIC) Take your 'conversation' or whatever it is to the other board, where people prefer to talk and have a good time. (HIC) Don't fuck up our Thunderdome with your hello kitty talkie talkie stuff. Ass. (HIC)(SLAM)

Gus: LilyAnne bisch I told you to stop pressing that mother fucking button. You're a lonely bisch Lil. A lonely bisch.

Vanilla: I don't get what's going on here. How am I supposed to follow all of the things being discussed in such an obvious fashion? Must be all of the whip-its... fried my ability to function.

Most people think it's an act, but I"m just empty in the head now. Weeeeeeeeeee.

Duhsure: You can't follow it because you are a retard. It would be nice if I had a job so I didn't have to sit on the internet all day trolling forums. I guess being a shithead makes me less desirable. Who'dve thunk it.