Private Chatroom Exchange.....
Perish: Manslave. We can dip him in clamato juice and dress him up like Barney the dinosaur and beat him relentlessly. I guess if the sybian breaks again, we could have sex with him? But that's a last resort. We're talking power outage style. 
Vanilla: Yeah even then I got batteries. Didn't we just get a new sybian? Didn't the steamtank finally break on that one? Now we got that new fangled 'lectric one.
LilyAnne: AGREED! He can be the butler. Make a fire, fetch my drinks, read Ann Rice novels to us, and change the True Blood DVDs.
Mysterious Hacker: So it'll be like Gothika meets the Golden Girls?
LilyAnne: Who let him in here? Seriously GTFO!
