Velcome to the HQ.....

Overheard on vent.....

Insane Slut: No that's the deal. You can stay in the basement and live in your refrigerator box but you have to wear the leather thong under your cape and handle the manslave duties.

Blahd: Thong? Aww come on. How can I be a scary vampire guy in a thong? 

Insane Slut: That's the deal. Put on the panties, answer the door, fetch the drinks, and anything else we ask, or pack your candles and the Casio you call a pipe organ and GTFO!