Let me sell you a castle.....

Private Message Exchange.....

Blahd: Vhat do you mean Dr. Scott sold you this castle? I've been squatting here vor months. He doesn't own this place!




Insane Slut: Squatting? You don't rent this place from Dr. Scott?

Blahd: No. I've been here since my mom kicked me out. I vixed up the crypt so I could get some sleep during the evil daylight. A-ha-ha.


Insane Slut: Crypt? You mean that basement with the refrigerator box marked 'Blahd's resting chamber'?

Blahd: Vhat? I tried to steal a sarcophagus from the cemetery but it wouldn't fit in the Yugo.