LaTigra points to the facts......

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LaTigra Jackson: Is it me, or am I the only one who noticed yous gais banging on da IOMP crew about admin anonymity while you lame ass turkeys take up vague poster names and den trow obvious jabs at everyone? Anonymously? What are yous gais crazy?

Dr. Scott: Nae a body wants ye ower haur pointin' it aw ay these facts an' logic. Fa cares? Nae us. We prefer tae keep th' status quo an' torment, berate, humiliate an' falsely accuse fowk ay things fur th' lulz.

That's hoo it works haur. Buck off awreddy.

Duhsure: Look. I already made it clear to everyone, if you would just listen to my rock solid logic it's perfectly understandable. I spoke to all of those people that have nothing to do with this, and they told me in PM how bitchin' Larry, BigDawg, the Doc and Lester all are so why would I disbelieve them?

If someone says something to me those are facts. All of those numbers and logs are just more bullshit. Who cares about hard facts when you can ignore them and keep being a stupid dick? That's what I say.

Larry: (HIC) Fargle sprinkles cuddle cakes and tight bunns. (gurgle)

Antman: Larry, do you like gladiator movies?

BigDawg has a list.....

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BigDawg: So, here's a list of the IP addresses from that crazy bitches sessions, which had nothing to do with her actual IP address, and only show who used her credentials, or even hacked our server and hijacked one of her existing sessions, but there's a list of IP addresses tied to a proxy service that thousands of users have access to all the time.

This will, of course, in no way prove anything at all, without heaps of information like her firewall logs and correlating information from the attacks (which she provided) and logs from the other suspect (which were provided) ... none of this matters because the IP Tracer v0.1 printed this list and that proves everything. Just ask Larry.....

Who cares... use it anyway!

Back in PMs with BigDawg and Larry.....

BigDawg: Ok look, I'm not sure how I missed it, but this thing isn't really designed to do what we need it to. So we should probably find something else that does.

Larry: Or just keep on usin' it. Nun of these dumbasses is gonna know it don't work. Just leave it on and we'll try sumthin' else.

BigDawg: So how do we get the list of IP addresses you said we'd post to prove that crazy bitch attacked us?

Larry: You're the expert. Make sumthin' up. Just grab some numbers and make a list. Who's gonna know? She used to yammer about MegaUberRouter proxies, grab a bunch of those and stick em on there. Bound to hit on one of em.

BigDawg: But... I... what the... sigh. Ok. I'll have it ready in a bit. It'll take me some time to figure out how to get the IP addresses off the proxy websites. I'm sure it's in a book around here somewhere. Maybe Google has it.

BigDawg looks into the broken IP Tracer.....

After work, BigDawg takes a look at the IP Tracer,

trying to figure out why Larry can't get the info.

Ok. Let's RTFM. Troubleshooting tricks and tips....

• Locate reset button on bottom of case
• Press reset button with something small and blunt
• Wait for IP Tracer to beep, and flash
• Turn IP Tracer on
• Lights and Sounds should now work properly

Aww.... WTF? That's just great. Totally f'n' great.

What is wrong with the IP Tracer?

PM Exchange between Larry and BigDawg.....

Larry: Dawg, why am I not gettin' stuff outta the IP thingie? Why does nuthin' ever work here. You're supposed to be some big time kick ass technical whumbo jumbo. Fuckin' fix it will ya? (HIC)

BigDawg: Look you ignorant redneck, I told you when you created this place I didn't know shit about shit. But you wanted me to handle it. So I'm handling it. You're the one who told everyone how awesome I was, and then we were caught ass-out by some annoying little bitch with skills that make me look like printer maintenance man.

You called her out, you pissed her off. Don't jump in my shit with both feet like I did something wrong. How many times did everyone tell you it was Lester? Stop bending him over and handle it.

Maybe you're just too stupid to get the IPs out of there. I'll look at it in a bit, when I'm done at my job.