The Manson wives feel slighted.....

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Heirolip: I realize Larry pissed all over people yet again. But, does that mean we can't pick ourselves up and give everyone a nice hug? Where would we be without.....

Perish: Oh shut up you hippie bitch. I love Larry. My fantasy has always been for a drunken, methed out jobless truck-driver to take me like a wild dog.Lording over Feelers with his enormous E-peen makes me wish I didn't have my vagina sewn shut so many years ago. 

After that bitch refused to stop smoking grass and start addicting herself to the narcotics I insisted she take, being an armchair psych type and all, I only let it bother me 23 of my 24 hour day. Why can't she laugh when people make threats to find her and smack her around? That shit's funny. I wish someone would show up and slap me with a dick, I sure could use it. 

Aside from the hundreds of posts I've made seething in hatred at that bitches sheer audacity to question my ego, it's ridiculous. It's been a whole 12 hours since I posted about her.... can't she let it go?

She think's she's too cool for school, but guess what Buffy, you aren't. You better just watch your back bitch, because one day when you're not looking, I'll still be here whining like a dried up old windbag. 

Vanilla: Who's Camisa talking about? They can post over here all they want. Just because we'll edit their posts, and the administration is on our side, doesn't mean it's not a fair discussion. Jeez, we need those people to help support our weak intellects, it's not our fault IoMP has so much brain power.

LilyAnne: AGREED! AGREED! AGREED!

You vant to zuk mah Blahd.....

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Blahd the Whailer: Good to know you'll be azzuming a new identity (in zecret, ofc, winkieface). Lotz of people like you. Maybe not me, but lotz of people do. It takez a Mr. Bigpants to pick a fight you couldn't finish and zhen run to hide vhen zee shit hit zee fan. Exzellent tacticz.... zweep zee leg Mr. Lawrence, zweep zee leg. 

That half-azzed apology out of the zide of chour face vhile ztill directly accuzing people of crimez zhey obviously didn't commit was clazzic. I couldn't have done it better myself. aHAHAHA.

LilyAnne: AGREED! I love how they passive aggressively rub our balls from that bitchole while we own our shit over here. I think we need another thread about Buffy and how her puppets of ass came and took a dump on our lawn again. First the living room, now the lawn! DAMNIT I'M FROTHING AGAIN! 

Forken: Um.... it's not really passive though, it's pretty direct aggression, actually. 

LilyAnne: FUCK OFF! How's that for direct agression? 

Forken: AGREED?  

Welcoming out sister site, FB: Life Inside the Net!

I have no idea what’s going to be put there, only that it will be more of your favorite cartoons, but with a different focus.

I wanted to leave “For-uhm Boredz: Cartoons Drawn in the Dark” as it was, the Soap Opera style chronicles of the happenings on several Internet communities. ‘Life Inside the Net’ will be an extension of that project, as well as a project with it’s own focus.

As usual, we’ll be posting updates for this site, and our sister site, on our favorite hangout, gotVirtual.

Enjoy your life, 

Bambee Pelous

Creator, For-uhm Boredz

Suck it and die..... I'm out!

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Larry: I say this place sucks now. People wouldn't drink the kool-aid, and let staff kick them. Obvious whiners are obvious, whatever. 

Anne Mouse the admin sucks. That bitch never gets involved at Isle. Where's the fun if the staff can't kick em', and stop the fight when we're losing? It's MY house, and I pay bills in this mother. If you don't like Curb Feelers you can git out. (HIC). 

Buffy, you hax! Lester is a lump of cancer, and too stupid for words. But we love 'im. We're all smarter then you anyhow, and you couldn't hack your way out of a paper bag. We know it was you who stole all of our gay pr0n thumbnails with yer mad skillz tho'. 

This isn't for crybabies, there's lots of threads for my pity party already. In this one, Imma bitch like a little girl, and do it with impunity (love dat' calendar). BigDawg, Heirolip, and Dr. Scott are the guys. They run shit. I'll be here, but not as an official type person (just readin' yer PMs and such). 

I'm going to pass out, and then I'm going water skiin' again. WOOT! 

Larry swimming with the fishes?

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Yoraz: Has anyone seen Larry lately? He hasn't posted in days.....

Dr. Scott: Och aye, sadly. Larry was in an accident, an' he smashed himself up somethin' guid.

Heirolip: ZOMG! What happened? Did the IoMP's get him?

Dr. Scott: Whit? Nae ye ninny. he was attemptin' tae jump a shark, an' he got sucked under th' ramp. 

Forken: Is that how he got the way he is in the first place?

Dr. Scott: Och aye, he plans tae try again when his anes heal up.