And that's when the door opens.....

Posted on Phuzzy Pheelings.....

Mastery: So I'm pressin' up on this chicken, she's just askin' for plukin' know ah mean? Den she's all like, 'I'm only 19, aren't you kinda old for me?'. So I'm like 'Daymn baby I'm not that old, let me be yo pappi' and she's like, 'Aight try dis on, I wanna reverse da roles and all'.

She hand me a pink nightie and a man thong. It's cool. I'm in touch with my femisculity. So I put this thing on while she's in the bathroom gettin' it warm or whatever and that's when the door opens.

DeBon: What? I'm sure I read this in Penthouse. Who was at the door?

Mastery: Man fuck ya'll. Haters.

LilyAnne: AGREED! Let the man tell his story. I bet the corporations were at the door leveling taxes against your sexy time now because they're trying to rape us all in the pocketbooks for our cash! DOWN WITH THE GREEDY HATERS!

GUS has an odd encounter.....

Posted on Isle of Misfit Posters.....

GUS: There I wash. Tryin to take a pee and get back to the game when all of the schudden a trashcan flew across the bathroom. Behind me was a palter..... porter..... pantsergeist with a handlebar mustache. I think I peed on him causech he opened hisch mouth to yell at me but nuschin came out but air.

Skeksis: I ran into that guy at the welfare office the other day. I think he was sending me a message about the greedy bastards coming for our soup kitchens. They won't rest until they have it all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LilyAnne needs directions to the soup kitchen.....

Posted on Curb Feelers.....

LilyAnne: No you stupid asshole. There's people dying here in the United States all the time. Why should I care more about people in 3rd world countries, when it's just as bad here? 10% of this country is greedy rich bastards raping the 90% of us who are poor.

Dr. Scott: Whit th' buck ur ye talkin' abit ye bapit huir? 10% ay th' united states is rich? By whit standards? At th' sam time, yoo're nae exactly hittin' th' soop scullery ur ye? Sae rich is a matter ay perspectife. ye can hardly compaur yerself tae starvin' bairns in ethiopia.

LilyAnne: Blow it out your ass Scott. Just because I have a roof over my head, am employed, have my own business, a car, computers, high speed internet access..... that doesn't mean I'm well off. There's a ton of greedy assholes in this country raping me and the other poor people all day long for our hard earned cash. Making us run up mountains of debit to pay for our computers and making my Lexus payments. It's ridiculous and I'm offended.

Insane Slut: Wait I thought I was the Insane Slut wtf? Get your own act.

Larry did what to who? Don't be ridiculous.....

Posted on Isle of Misfit Posters....

Forken: Anyone know what's up with this?

"Butthurt Agents refused to comment on the operations except to say that no charges are currently being filed, and this is an ongoing investigation into several matters pertinent to person(s) connected to the 'Curb Feelers' Internet community website.

At the time of this article, Curb Feelers owner, Lawrence Allen Finklestein, was unavailable for comment. Their has been no comments made on the Curb Feelers site since it was seized by the Butthurt Agents in the early morning hours. "

Joepin: Wow man. Just when you thought you knew somebody. That Larry guy was a dick but I didn't know he was that big of a dick.

Forken: Larry just owns the board Joepin. They might be after Lester, for you name it this week. Between his hacking fumbles and his borderline image trading activities, who knows what Butthurt is looking for.

GUS: Finklestein. heh. Didn't he get caught blackmailing someone with bad photoshop pics.

Skeksis: STFU you bastards! Larry is fucking awesome and there's a line around the block to smooch his hairy knuckles so back the hell off!

Joepin: Nice man, real nice.

Cease and Desist this!

Private Message Exchange.....

Larry: Dawg what the fuck is this shit? I gotta a crease and detest thingie in the mail today.

BigDawg: Jackass, it's a C&D. A CEASE and DESIST Order.

Larry: Neet. What is it I'm supposed to stop? What does..... digitally mortified depictions mean?

BigDawg: They want you to stop posting those pictures you've been making,

Larry: Which ones?

BigDawg: The ones you claim are you and Betty White. I said she wouldn't pay. She probably called the cops.

Larry: BITCH! I bet she didn't like those panties I sent her. Had ah face printed right on em. heh. You should check it out I bought this kit on Heapbay and it let's you.....

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