Posted on Phuzzy Pheelings.....
Mastery: So I'm pressin' up on this chicken, she's just askin' for plukin' know ah mean? Den she's all like, 'I'm only 19, aren't you kinda old for me?'. So I'm like 'Daymn baby I'm not that old, let me be yo pappi' and she's like, 'Aight try dis on, I wanna reverse da roles and all'. She hand me a pink nightie and a man thong. It's cool. I'm in touch with my femisculity. So I put this thing on while she's in the bathroom gettin' it warm or whatever and that's when the door opens.
DeBon: What? I'm sure I read this in Penthouse. Who was at the door?
Mastery: Man fuck ya'll. Haters.
LilyAnne: AGREED! Let the man tell his story. I bet the corporations were at the door leveling taxes against your sexy time now because they're trying to rape us all in the pocketbooks for our cash! DOWN WITH THE GREEDY HATERS!
