New users? Who needs new users.....

Posted on Curb Feelers.....

Spitz: Heya everyone. Imma new here and a buddy told me 'bout this place, so I make an account. I like the title. Imma hopin' to make more friends and show off pictures of my caddy. I have feelers on my caddy. She's old but Imma glooin her back tugether. One of em is bent but I saw some new ones at the AutoPit so I think Imma pick me up a set on payday.

LilyAnne: WTF asshole. This place doesn't care about your curb feelers or your stupid caddy. Did't you post somewhere else about your caddy. If they didn't care, why the fuck all would we care?

Blahd the Whailer: Vuta joke. Joo schtupid moron, Curb Feelers isn't about actual curb feelers, it's a groping joke. Count the vays you are schtupid. Von.... Two.... Three.... ahahaha!

Larry (ontheroad?): (HIC) HAH. Good morning dipshits. Who the fuck drives a caddy with curb feelers on it anymore? You gotta polyester suit in the closet? Hyuck! (HIC) Anyways, I just wanted to say howdie, I'm all hopped up and ready to get on the road. Thank god Keystone is on sale at this place, I can load up for the drive. (HIC).

Spitz: Well excuse me. I didn't think I would be dogpiled. It's like a chicken getting caught in a barn full of hungry jackals. Yee doggie, maybe I'll come back when everyone's off their PMS.

LilyAnne: HI LARRY! Be safe. We'll be waiting here to sniff your butt when you come on back. And piss off Spitz. There's a whiners board you can always go to and be a victim.

Introducing Spitz from Bootyburger.....

Spitz from Booty Burger

Yet to align himself with anyone in particular, Spitz is a little slow on the uptake. A friend told him about Curb Feelers, but Spitz isn't very good with computers. So who knows if any of it sunk in. The last one to 'get-it', he's loyal to the end, even if he's difficult to understand.

Bootyburger's top fry cook, Spitz enjoys a cold one, a few puffs, and Spongebob cartoons.

Introducing Blahd the Whailer: Curb Feelers resident 'kindred'.....

Blahd the Whailer: Curb Feelers resident 'kindred'

Blahd is a weekend wannabe, dressing up as a 'creature of the night' to impress folks with his faux accent and his super dark gothicness. He can be seen on the town with his cloak and saber, charming the ladies with his scent of the graveyard cologne, the paleness of a babypowdered face, and the raw awesomeness of his custom fit fangs.

Having no problem beating an issue to death despite his inability to explain the focus of the discussion, his insults are as pale and empty as his skull. This usually results in people boiling over, angry at the disconnect between Blahd and the reality most others occupy.

Introducing Oscar Oldbie: Curb Feelers Antique.....

Oscar Oldbie: Curb Feelers Antique....

Oscar has been here since before the Internet was two paper cups and a length of string. BBS systems, email lists, usenet sites, you name it, he's been there... done that. He has little tolerance for those kids on his lawn, and even less for loud mouthed hippie liberals with no respect for their elders.

You've got to pull some time to get in with Oscar because he's not one for taking up the cause of the flyby-nights. The good ole' boys club rules are in effect as far as Oscar's concerned, you do the time, who cares about your crimes. Now get the fuck off his lawn!

Gus posts the rules.....

Posted on Isle of Misfit Posters.....

GUS: You can't have discussion without rules (HIC). So I made a list, and posted it on the fridge (HIC).

Rule #1 LilyAnne, cannot post as Skeksis any more

Rule #2 LilyAnne, cannot have an agree button

Since you're such a smart mother fucker, you can't have an agree button either.

If you want to post you better hit the reply button and type your mother fucking ass off.

If I come back here, and find an agree button, I'll kick someone's mother fuckin' ass. (HIC)(THUMP)..sdf lskdjfnlksz.,fjk n.zjhvl;ks;ml' lzxknhjv;lk.jxz./no8u[09;