Thursday, February 3, 2011

Perish on a Soapbox.....

Posted on Curb Feelers..... 


Perish: I have this all figured out. In addition to being an armchair psycholo-giatric type person I'm also a Pharmasupeals type person so I know all about drugs. I've never taken any, which should be evident because of my disposition, but I digress.

Her problem is that she's a drug addict. She needs to stop smoking so much pot, and start taking Zyntek, Zanak, Vaginex, Haldork, Peenol, Ro-tylenol, Lithinorium, and possibly some aspirin twice a day. It's so ridiculous that anyone cares about her instead of spending their time focusing on how much wisdom I possess. The fact that in two months she barely looked in our direction, and then one day Larry got some bad meth and started flailing around like a two-year old in who's been pepper sprayed because they can't have candy in the supermarket.

We should be allowed to ridicule, debase, harass, shit on and generally piss in the direction of anyone we like, including Buffy and the Isle of Misfit Twats. They have no right to respond, and should just sit there and shut the hell up, happy that anyone over here would glance in their direction because we are the cream of the Internet crop, the best of the best, the elite armada of troll epicness.

And we don't take no shit from adults and people with brains. I'll be back later I have to go take my Lithium. Oh yeah and my Haldol..... oh wait no my Clozapine is due now my Haldol gets sprinkled on my liver nuggets later. Yumm.