Me Caveman, you lame.....

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Caveman: Me think'um good. Me stay. Poke everyone. Make friends.

Joepin: Wow man, you sure remind me of someone else. I can't put my hands around them, I mean it. It's just right there in front of me man, if I could only reach out and touch em, it.... I meant it.....

Caveman: Me shrug. First time here. Me live in woods. Picture box talk to Caveman. Him talk back. Give finger. Show meatclub. Much fun.

Recognize my awesomeness.....

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Duhsure: BTW, I just GODWINNED this bitch. Since none of you recognize the sheer awesomeness of my investigatory skills and bow to my massive omnipotence, I GODWINNED myself. Which makes me a pioneer.

Dirty Sanchez: Actually Hitler invented GODWINNING of self silly sack of sexy.

Revenge of the LOLPics.....

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Hagatha: So..... I get a twit about this mad drama fest over on Phuzzy Pheeings, but it looks like a pitiful trolling attempt that's degraded into an LOLPic war.

Forken: Yeah, it's pretty weak. You'd think they could at least post some nudity or something.

Spitz: They don't like bewbies over there. It makes them poopy to see nekkid people.

Hagatha: That explains why none of them ever post over here.

Forken: And why some of us do.....

MissX: I guess we're all still doing it wrong?

Caged MAN: HELP ME! Some crazy woman is hammering on my head screaming AGREED! at the top of her lungs. I can't remember the code word... for the love of Betty White.

I troll, therefore I am.....

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LaTigra: I saw someone post something viral about this place so I thought I would bring it to everyone's attention. It was on another community but I posted in defense of this place because they were way out of line with their hyperbole.

Dr. Scott: Yeah sae whit. Ah posted th' picture 'at pished aff 'at glaikit slut, an' fa cares. Ah can be as fucked up an' racist as Ah loch. if Ah want tae belittle an' berate fowk 'en aam gonnae dae it an' ye can gang dife in a loch.

Larry: I have absolutely no horse in this race but I feel compelled to come all the way over here, gimp mask in hand, and fling poo as LaTigra because I'm a drunken fuckwit. All hail Curb Feelers!

LaTigra: It's good to see the crowd has arrived. Your board gone to shit so you troll over here to drum up traffic by spewing the link everywhere? That's not going to help you. You're still a drunken, degenerate horseturd.

Father Lester: Look bitch. Sit down and learn something why don't you. We don't like you regardless of anything nice you say or do. If we want to spend our day, following you around, trolling form community to community dredging up stuff that is totally irrelevant, first we'll call Duh-sure then we'll get to stalking.

LilyAnne: AGREED! AGREED! I can't find my gimp mask.

Father Lester: You should just wear that little black number with the clamps that go on your .... oh wait I mean damn that's a shame I'll look around the house.

Getting caught up.....

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Oscar Oldbie: We're wearing gimp masks now? I just caught up on the hacking stuff. I got an erection and it knocked me out for a few days.

Does someone have a link for gimp masks? I used to have one but I haven't worn one since Studio 54.

Ahh damn I pooped. I'll be back later.

Rally the Drama Queenz, we're going trollin.....

Overheard on vent.....

Larry: (HIC) So I hash me an idea..... cuz I'm waitin' on my next trik, I tink we should put on our gimp masks an troll that fat sow LaTigra. I got an email from some chik. Anne someone. Anne Nomnus. She tole me LaTigra done emailed Betty and ratted me out!

BigDawg: Right because it wasn't easy to tell that was you in the pictures. I told you not to write, 'Curb Feelers Ownz!' on your ballsack with sharpie.

Larry: Eh whatev that was fuckin' fuhnee! She wants meh. (HIC)(gurgle)Reminds me I gotta to post in mah 'consraperacy thread' on Isle. I almost forgot about it. (HIC)(SLAM!)

Father Lester: Who cares LaTigra is a pain in the ass anyhow? She defended that bitch Buffy when I tried to frame her. So they can both rot in hell with Issac Hayes..

BigDawg: Man you're on such thin ice you should just sit down and zip your mask dude, seriously. Issac Hayes?

Father Lester: Heh. You're just pissed cause you got pwned.

LilyAnne: AGREED! AGREED! AGREED! FUCK THOSE WHORES! I'm gonna email that bitch and tell her I hope she dies and make sure she knows her stupid cartoon doesn't piss me off cause I'm not reading it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BigDawg: What is she doing on our vent channel?

Father Lester: .... I was helping her with a spiritual crisis.

And that's when the door opens.....

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Mastery: So I'm pressin' up on this chicken, she's just askin' for plukin' know ah mean? Den she's all like, 'I'm only 19, aren't you kinda old for me?'. So I'm like 'Daymn baby I'm not that old, let me be yo pappi' and she's like, 'Aight try dis on, I wanna reverse da roles and all'.

She hand me a pink nightie and a man thong. It's cool. I'm in touch with my femisculity. So I put this thing on while she's in the bathroom gettin' it warm or whatever and that's when the door opens.

DeBon: What? I'm sure I read this in Penthouse. Who was at the door?

Mastery: Man fuck ya'll. Haters.

LilyAnne: AGREED! Let the man tell his story. I bet the corporations were at the door leveling taxes against your sexy time now because they're trying to rape us all in the pocketbooks for our cash! DOWN WITH THE GREEDY HATERS!

GUS has an odd encounter.....

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GUS: There I wash. Tryin to take a pee and get back to the game when all of the schudden a trashcan flew across the bathroom. Behind me was a palter..... porter..... pantsergeist with a handlebar mustache. I think I peed on him causech he opened hisch mouth to yell at me but nuschin came out but air.

Skeksis: I ran into that guy at the welfare office the other day. I think he was sending me a message about the greedy bastards coming for our soup kitchens. They won't rest until they have it all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LilyAnne needs directions to the soup kitchen.....

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LilyAnne: No you stupid asshole. There's people dying here in the United States all the time. Why should I care more about people in 3rd world countries, when it's just as bad here? 10% of this country is greedy rich bastards raping the 90% of us who are poor.

Dr. Scott: Whit th' buck ur ye talkin' abit ye bapit huir? 10% ay th' united states is rich? By whit standards? At th' sam time, yoo're nae exactly hittin' th' soop scullery ur ye? Sae rich is a matter ay perspectife. ye can hardly compaur yerself tae starvin' bairns in ethiopia.

LilyAnne: Blow it out your ass Scott. Just because I have a roof over my head, am employed, have my own business, a car, computers, high speed internet access..... that doesn't mean I'm well off. There's a ton of greedy assholes in this country raping me and the other poor people all day long for our hard earned cash. Making us run up mountains of debit to pay for our computers and making my Lexus payments. It's ridiculous and I'm offended.

Insane Slut: Wait I thought I was the Insane Slut wtf? Get your own act.

Larry did what to who? Don't be ridiculous.....

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Forken: Anyone know what's up with this?

"Butthurt Agents refused to comment on the operations except to say that no charges are currently being filed, and this is an ongoing investigation into several matters pertinent to person(s) connected to the 'Curb Feelers' Internet community website.

At the time of this article, Curb Feelers owner, Lawrence Allen Finklestein, was unavailable for comment. Their has been no comments made on the Curb Feelers site since it was seized by the Butthurt Agents in the early morning hours. "

Joepin: Wow man. Just when you thought you knew somebody. That Larry guy was a dick but I didn't know he was that big of a dick.

Forken: Larry just owns the board Joepin. They might be after Lester, for you name it this week. Between his hacking fumbles and his borderline image trading activities, who knows what Butthurt is looking for.

GUS: Finklestein. heh. Didn't he get caught blackmailing someone with bad photoshop pics.

Skeksis: STFU you bastards! Larry is fucking awesome and there's a line around the block to smooch his hairy knuckles so back the hell off!

Joepin: Nice man, real nice.

Cease and Desist this!

Private Message Exchange.....

Larry: Dawg what the fuck is this shit? I gotta a crease and detest thingie in the mail today.

BigDawg: Jackass, it's a C&D. A CEASE and DESIST Order.

Larry: Neet. What is it I'm supposed to stop? What does..... digitally mortified depictions mean?

BigDawg: They want you to stop posting those pictures you've been making,

Larry: Which ones?

BigDawg: The ones you claim are you and Betty White. I said she wouldn't pay. She probably called the cops.

Larry: BITCH! I bet she didn't like those panties I sent her. Had ah face printed right on em. heh. You should check it out I bought this kit on Heapbay and it let's you.....

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