Dirty Sanchez: The Father of Lies
What can be said? He lies every second of his worthless life. If he's communicating with you, it's probably a lie, unless it's the truth. If it is the truth, more then likely it's being told to support a lie. Probably a lie told to support another lie that was told about a lie he made up the other day when bending the truth. The only chance you have is to sign the contract, binding him to the terms... which he probably lied about.
Your worst enemy, or your best friend... you decide.....
(that's probably a lie he's really just an enemy)
