Private Message exchange.....
Dirty Sanchez: Listen up, silly man. You're gonna make some alts and go forth to unleash large quantities of silliness on Curb Feelers.
MAC: Haha, I'm gonna do that anyway. Why should I work for you?
Dirty Sanchez: Because silly buns, I can make you super powerful and stuff. If you come be my little pookie muffin, I'll make you ruler of my ssssssyber army sweetie.
MAC: I'll have to mull this over.
Dirty Sanchez: Don't think about it too long sport, I might get bored and find some other super special sillyman. Toodles.