Tuesday, November 23, 2010

It's all a matter of time...


I'll show that bitch. I'll upload these bits here and there's not much can be done about that right? No one keeps anything useful on their systems. It's all talk and no action with these wannabe security types.

Just a touch more of... alright. So now let's see what's up.

Tap tap, weird, my watch is slow.

The Investigation is under way!


"as they reach their destination the probe results are sent...."
Heh. Probe. Ain't no matter anyhow, BigDawg's got the proof and we'll get that IP whatsitsnameathingie today so he can plug that shit in and find out who's hackin' mah shit.

Then Im a gonna drag em out and bury em in a hole. Heh. Hole.

Fuck I'm out of keystone again.

How to catch the Mad Hackerz?!?!?!?!? IP Tracer ofc

Meanwhile... in the private messaging boxes of the administration team....


BigDawg: So Larry, I found this thing on heap-bay and I think we should get one so we can trace stuff and find people who mess with us man. What do you think?




Larry: Order it up man whatever it takes to catch that crazy fucking bitch that's makin' an ass outta me. Just git it the fuck done already. I'll be back in awhile I'm off to get more keystone before I have to drive later.

THEY'RE Making fun of us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted on Curb Feelers.....


LilyAnne: Can you believe those bitches? They made an entire site just to ridicule and mock us. Why would they dump in our living room like that? We need to drag some of those assholes over here and call them out on it


YoYo: No shit right. Can you believe that on a site full of admins with names of popular toys, some whore would imitate me by taking the obvious name YoYo? The nerve.

Introducing BigDawg the Neko: Curb Feelers LanJanitor


BigDawg the Neko:
Curb Feelers LanJanitor

Otherwise known as a LanJanitor, BigDawg spent his internship labeling cables and emptying shredder bins. Many years later he spends his time 'monitoring' the technical side of Curb Feelers. Putting band-aids on broken software, toggling random user settings and reading the PM database occupy the majority of his time.

When the fit hits the shan, it's BigDawg to the rescue with push button tools and vague, broadly suggestive resolutions to common problems.

Rest assured your data is safe with the Dawg, even though he's still looking for the anykey.