BigDawg looks into the broken IP Tracer.....

After work, BigDawg takes a look at the IP Tracer,

trying to figure out why Larry can't get the info.

Ok. Let's RTFM. Troubleshooting tricks and tips....

• Locate reset button on bottom of case
• Press reset button with something small and blunt
• Wait for IP Tracer to beep, and flash
• Turn IP Tracer on
• Lights and Sounds should now work properly

Aww.... WTF? That's just great. Totally f'n' great.

What is wrong with the IP Tracer?

PM Exchange between Larry and BigDawg.....

Larry: Dawg, why am I not gettin' stuff outta the IP thingie? Why does nuthin' ever work here. You're supposed to be some big time kick ass technical whumbo jumbo. Fuckin' fix it will ya? (HIC)

BigDawg: Look you ignorant redneck, I told you when you created this place I didn't know shit about shit. But you wanted me to handle it. So I'm handling it. You're the one who told everyone how awesome I was, and then we were caught ass-out by some annoying little bitch with skills that make me look like printer maintenance man.

You called her out, you pissed her off. Don't jump in my shit with both feet like I did something wrong. How many times did everyone tell you it was Lester? Stop bending him over and handle it.

Maybe you're just too stupid to get the IPs out of there. I'll look at it in a bit, when I'm done at my job.

Introducing LaTigra Jackson: Curb Feelers champion of lost causes

LaTigra Jackson: Curb Feelers Champion of Lost Causes

LaTigra is alot of things, but one thing she isn't is biased. She'll tell you like it is, regardless of who she offends, and if you don't get it, well fuck you, it's a Jersey thing. Formerly the champion of all causes lost to the lynchings of the mob, she has recently been seen trying to establish a presence at the 'Isle of Misfit Posters', since Curb Feelers is all but a wasteland, only the writhing army of slugs left to champion it's cause any longer.

More wisdom from Duhsure....

Posted on Curb Feelers.....

Duhsure: It seems to me, that the people on the other place are just a bunch of nasty bastards. Not like this place full of nasty bastards, where we band together to shame and humiliate a single person, or maybe a handful of people... but nastier, meaner people, who didn't want to be ridiculed, shamed, harassed, and tormented by the admins.

Just because the board got hacked a few times, and we let the culprit go free regardless of the facts we were presented, what's the big deal? Soon, hanging out in a world where no one is hacking their stuff, and no one is insulting them with filthy, viral names, and no one is bashing them over the head with their credentials, ridiculing their every post, they'll be back.

Because they want to be treated like a big bag of shit. It's what Curb Feelers does best. They'll come back, and we'll open the door, then kick them in the ass on the way through, while making sure to point and laugh at the threads they read.

Why is the place so dead?

Posted on Curb Feelers.....

Perish: Everyone must be home for the Holidays. It's so quiet. Those evil assholes drove away all of the cool people. Someone should hunt them down and drive over them.

YoYo: If you're not logged in, you can't see 50% of the threads.

Insane Slut: Everyone is just taking a breather. They will all come back because I'm so loved they can't stay away. Who cares if the ignorant twats return.

YoYo: I dunno. Some people went over to the crybaby place with the other losers. But the cool people are still here. So many babies can't take a few jokes.

LilyAnne: AGREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AGREE! AGREE! AGREE!

AGREE!

Forken: I'm sure it's got nothing to do with the drunken lush of an owner who rampages at people when he's too many twelve packs in the hole, or perhaps it's the place has been hacked to hell and back, the admin is about as technically competent as a Radio Shack cashier, the very people charge with protecting the user base and monitoring the community have taken to pranking the users to the point of irritation..... but other than those reason, I can't begin to wonder why everyone has left or is quiet now.