Congrats Mr. President on your re-election!

Need more power.

Posted on Phuzzy Pheelings.....

MAC: Damnit I should have bought the extended battery. I won't be able to post about my magnificence for hours.

LaTigra: You should get 'Power Battery Saver', it totally makes your iWidget last longer. 

MAC: You know I  ---ZAP---

LaTigra: Guess his battery died. 

MAC calls the thunder.

Applesauce: Hello this is Applesauce support how can I help you?

MAC: You banned my Absolute POWAH!

Applesauce: I'm sorry sir that app has been removed from our inventory. 

MAC: Yes I am aware but I must have Absolute POWAH!

Applesauce: I'm sorry sir that app has been removed from our inventory would you be interested in "Power Battery Saver"? It's a new app that helps you with...

MAC: NO I don't want "Power Battery Saver" you incompetent fool!

-= CLICK =-

MAC: INFIDEL!

Introducing Squall: Forecast predicts drama

Squall is a failed weatherman turned Internet sleuth. Priding himself on his investigatory journalism type skills comparing him to Barney Fife would be an insult to Barney. Champion of an Internet community long since failed he trolls from board to board attempting to goad people into drawn out engagements surrounding the failure he still considers a gem lost in the shitheap of the Internet. 

Take anything Squall says with a grain of salt, otherwise you'll be left with a mostly tasteless plateful of garbage a homeless person wouldn't touch in lieu of starvation. 

Jailbait to the rescue.

Posted on Phuzzy Pheelings.....

MAC: Hear me now lowly posters, anyone questioning my absolute powah shall be smote down by the soul of Steve himself!

Posted from my iPurse 2

(suck that iPurse 1 biotches!)

LaTigra: Look at that, bad news for you. 

"Applesauce  pulls Absolute Powah app from it's webstore, sources say Applesauce will issue a formal apology this evening."

MAC: Time to break out the Jailbait. Once there's Jailbait in my iPurse  I can make it work. Enjoy your minor victory mutant. 

Posted from my iPurse 2

(suck that iPurse 1 biotches!)

Stick that in your iPipe and smoke it.

MAC: FINALLY it has arrived. All of those recycled aluminum cans and that lucky break testing drugs afforded me the capitol to order the POWAH!!!!!!!!!!

Antman: What are you going on about did you get that new pube trimmer you ordered ?

MAC: No fool. Now that my iPurse 2 has finally arrived, I can squelch the voices of reason and inundate the world with my superior intellect.

Antman: There's an app for that? 

Oblivia needs an assist.

Posted on Curb Feelers.....

Current Viewers 200 (Members 119, Guests 81)

Oblivia: Does anyone have a good method for getting grease out of your buttcrack?

Current Viewers 2 (Members 1, Guests 1)

Hickey: I can drop over and help you with your lube issue. 

Oblivia: Bring your trunks we can get in the spa.

There's not enough light.....

"MAC's mother had her Internet suspended for illegal activity, so MAC decided to shack up with DeBon, where he establishes his new laboratory. - Ed"

DeBon: It's so cool that you live here now. We can hang-out and watch movies and stuff.

MAC: What are we, girlfriends? Help me with my helmet I need to test it out. 

DeBon: What does it do?

MAC: It's a Solar-powered Enhanced Virtual Sex-emator. But I can't get it to power up. 

DeBon: Maybe it would work better outside where there's more light?

MAC: You think?

Meanwhile.....

When last we left our cast of miscreants.....

Dr. Whozits had allied with Lester in an attempt to get closer to the identities of their arch-enemy, while the LUJ has been exposed for the creeps that they are. While no one has seen Oblivia in quite some time, it's been rumored she might have made an attempt to ally herself with the LUJ but was tossed into their SPAM file and MAC churns away in his basement lair, plotting his revenge against the world. 

MAC: Luckily, it's been fairly quiet around here while everyone else goes on with their actual lives. I've had plenty of time to regain control of my minions. With the clearing of the trash from PP so there's no opposition to my ignorant rants, and I can continue my virtual e-peen domination.

DeBon: You mean my board is now free of drama and things can get back to normal. 

MAC: Yeah, yeah, whatever. Hey did you get those new pictures I took of my man bits? Looks bigger when you shave it right?

DeBon: Mine didn't.