For-uhm Boredz is a satirical cartoon which peers into the lives, both online and offline, of various fictional characters who frequent three fictional internet communities... Curb Feelers, Phuzzy Pheelings, and the Isle of Misfit Posters. Any resemblance to actual persons or Internet personas are entirely in your mind, unless you're guilty of something you'd like to share with the rest of us..... you know who you are. Naughty.
Friday, May 27, 2011
Introducing the Wretched Mister Whozits
Have tent, will travel.... to poach wireless signals. Mister Whozits has always dreamed of becoming the most evol mastermind that ever surfed the cyberwebz. Having little to do as he resides with 'friends', he poaches wireless signals so he can create endless Internet loons toons for the purpose of realizing his dream.
If you haven't gotten a PM from Whozits, you haven't been around long enough. Eventually exhausting his list of potential allies, Whozits will commence with the standard griefer-kit playbook.... his has been out of date since the late 90s'. Typical modes of operation include replying to himself in the form of alts, stroking the buttons while cackling wildly, and contacting everyone with the same cut and paste rhetoric. In between moving his 'base of operations' and creating new personas, Mister Whozits has little time for any real life, and is content to wander the Internets imagining himself as the Cyber version of Jesse James or Billy the Kid.