Deep inside the basement lair of Lester's Moms.....
Father Lester: It's not fair. First that stupid Larry can't even make that crazy bitch go away. Then I almost get busted hacking the board. Then I get my admin powers taken away. And now the
Gay Cluster-fuck Crew® is going to shove in on my action. Who's going to be afraid of the
Prancing Pastel Pansies®?
The
Electronic Evil Empire® was in full swing long before these leather-clad, spandex having tankers were in play. I bet they sit around punching themselves in the nuts just for fun. I have to stop them before they wreck the remainder of my hard work.
